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Bill Hicks

Bill Hicks: Anyway, I’m having a conversation about democracy and my dad came out with this statement. “Well the peasants shouldn’t be allowed to vote. That’s how old my dad is he still uses

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Los Angeles under Siege

Back in the early ‘70s the killing spree of the Manson Family chilled Hollywood celebrities to the bone, my how things have changed. Despite having bruiser Arnold Schwarzenegger around as Governor, the city of

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Celebrity Disease

The guy is so nice it’s almost like killing Bambi after killing his mother first right in front of him, but I just don’t get how even diseases are dominated by celebrity these days.

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My Movie Rules

I have two movie rules. My aunt has similar rules in her apartment. At my Aunt’s, there is to be no Wheel of Fortune on the TV. I could probably watch hardcore porn at

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Keef’s Autobiography: A Preview

Keith Richards just got offered 7 Million Dollars to write his autobiography, which I’m guessing won’t be written by Keith. Here is my guess as to what Keith would write if he had to

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Ban the Spelling Bee

I believed it when I was fifteen and I believe it now decades later. Grammar is Fascist and spelling should be optional. Punctuation is alright as long as nobody tells you what you can

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The McRib Con

McRib the World’s most successful Con Job Everyone loves the McRib sandwich! Well, sort of. Actually, everybody just cracks up laughing every time they think about them. “Woo hoo the McRib! I’ve got to

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Glory Road

Man, I hate getting burned by movies “based” on true stories. Have we not advanced a step since Cary Grant pretended to be straight both in real life and on the big screen as

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