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The Day Everyone Is Nice to You

George Harrison died today. To quote Paul McCartney on hearing of John Lennon’s murder “What a drag!” The good thing about a cool musician dying is that you get to hear their music on

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Game Show Secrets

  I once saw an episode of the Newlywed Game where the question was Name your husband’s favorite Steven Foster song. Wife number two said something like “I have no Fucking idea who Steven

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Almost Famous and the Pursuit of Cool

  David Lee Roth once said something to the effect of “All Rock critics like Elvis Costello because they all look like Elvis Costello” which perfectly summarizes the conflict between just about every great

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Good Times

How the fuck  was Jimmy Walker this thin tall motherfucker supposed to be the son of John Amos and Esther Rolle — two short squat thick people? I mean Florida Evans was a house

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Elvis vs. Hitler

Elvis or Hitler? 50,000,000 Elvis fans can’t be wrong. I’m late on this but I’d like to weigh in on the issue of the man of the 20th Century, and as I see it,

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Goodbye 90210

It’s 10 PM. You’ve just watched the two hour finale to the epic that was 90210. You feel dirty like you have just spent yourself in a lust fueled sexual encounter that your brain

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iNet Now

Ok I know this is going to get out anyway so I figured that I might as well give out my side of the story first. After nine days of hard work I was

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Bewitched

I used to watch “Bewitched” every single day. Maybe not enough to know that they switched Darrens half way through, but enough to be able to discuss it intelligently. Every day Darren came home

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