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Good Times

How the fuck  was Jimmy Walker this thin tall motherfucker supposed to be the son of John Amos and Esther Rolle — two short squat thick people? I mean Florida Evans was a house

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Elvis vs. Hitler

Elvis or Hitler? 50,000,000 Elvis fans can’t be wrong. I’m late on this but I’d like to weigh in on the issue of the man of the 20th Century, and as I see it,

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Goodbye 90210

It’s 10 PM. You’ve just watched the two hour finale to the epic that was 90210. You feel dirty like you have just spent yourself in a lust fueled sexual encounter that your brain

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iNet Now

Ok I know this is going to get out anyway so I figured that I might as well give out my side of the story first. After nine days of hard work I was

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Bewitched

I used to watch “Bewitched” every single day. Maybe not enough to know that they switched Darrens half way through, but enough to be able to discuss it intelligently. Every day Darren came home

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A Conversation with Boots Sharon

This is of course Ann Coulter, but it’s how I picture the real Boots. I’m gravely tempted to put forward the proposition that personnel directors are the adult equivalent of the high school guidance

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