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Pam Anderson Sets Price

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Pam Anderson, every thinking man’s sex symbol proudly announced on Ellen that she lost $250,000 playing poker and then made up her debt with sex. No word on how much Ellen’s offer would have been.

It was apparently quite a night as she fulfilled every John’s secret fantasy by falling in love with her sponsor. Supposedly, her new buyer is Rick Soloman. Hey when two people both have sex tapes in their past, how can they help but fall in love. What a special story their kids will have to share about the night their parents fell in love.

I’m not proud. Someone call Julia Stiles and let her know that I have my own set of poker chips.