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Peter Cook: Horn Dog of the Year

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It’s hard for me to have sympathy for this guy. He was married to Christie Brinkley, he has a teen mistress, and he still needs to spend $3000 dollars a month on internet porn! Now if I had either Christie Brinkley or a teen mistress my internet porn bill would be negligable depending on whether I felt cracked enough to want to check out a little Verne Troyer when that thing eventually hits the web.

After a little research, a reasonable price for 5 hours of online porn is $30. That means Peter Cook could get 5000 hours a month of porn to give him that sexual boost he needs to be able to sleep with either Christie Brinkley or a teen girl. Thats over 15 hours of porn a day! This guy must sleep like a dead bear.

How do you watch 15 hours of porn a day and just not expect every woman you see to immediately take their clothes off and start doing nasty things to you. No wonder that marriage ended.

For $3000 a month, you could get 6 high class prostitutes.