Please don’t come to San Francisco Brad Laidman 15 years ago Every time I hear about the Bay Bridge falling down, I can’t help but laugh about the tolls in San Francisco. When I lived there in the 90s it was $3 to come into San Francisco and free to leave. “Feel free to go to Oakland, we don’t want you here.” Related PostsIshtarThe Movie that KilledThe mullet only I emulatedA record day for Elvis Needs BoatsThe NaturalDoug Stanhope always says it better than me