And that just seems epicly unfair. You never saw me shooting H or carving my chest up with jagged Coke bottles. My genes suck. Well, at least he sounded as bad singing Madonna’s Ray of Light as I would.
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I wonder what was up with that weird hip displasia thing he had going. He seemed to have serious difficulty walking around.