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The 2010 Twitter Wit and Wisdom of Eric the “Actor”

 

If you’re not familiar with Eric the “Actor” here is my previous take on his celebrity and my mental health.

I’m Going To Hell Because of Eric the Midget

Suffice it to say that he has been the one thing from this year that kept me going on my lowest most desperate days.

I present to you a look at the 2010 tweets of Eric the Midget er “Actor”

Let’s start with this last great delusional gasp from 2009

# @ mr_merrick. I am not 60 years old. I’m only 34. And lots of people my age play video games, watch twilight and dye their hair dumb ass! 5:52 PM Dec 29th, 2009 via web

The end of 2009 also saw some attempts to not be derided for ordering a Twilight jump suit that was meant for young girls.

# @ seanwelsh U R lying. The pink version is girls. Mens/Jr in black is for boys. http://tinyurl.com/tmjcb 4:41 PM Dec 30th, 2009 via mobile web

# @ carls0 No I didn’t get it in pink cuz I’m not gay Jack ass. I got it in Jr Black. Ordering 2nd at $15 http://tinyurl.com/tmjcb 3:58 PM Dec 30th, 2009 via mobile web

# @ Wi11yWonka You’re lying. Jr isn’t only for girls. I’ve been ordering jr clothes for my whole life and they fit me just fine. Friday, January 08, 2010 2:43:35 PM via web

# @ Pertrt Thanks for agreeing. There is no way to know that the Twilight Tracksuit is for girls only. I will boycott if they make me pay Friday, January 08, 2010 1:06:21 PM via mobile web

# You people are morons. There is NO indicator that the JR size were for girls. It’s bait and swish. Amazon should pay all shipping Friday, January 08, 2010 1:02:26 PM via mobile web

The beginning of the year saw Eric upset at his time on the Stern show – read these in context with the fact that he denies that any of his fame and marketability are due to the Stern Show

# Everyone ready for new year? I plan tocall friends at bunny ranch and ask if they can invite me if I can get tem mentioned on stern. 6:36 PM Dec 31st, 2009 via mobile web

# If Howard didnt want to talk wrestling I couldve done my New Moon review or how the Ranch hasn’t invite me for a year now. Not just hang up 3:59 PM Jan 4th via web

# You morons don’t get it. I used to get an hour of air time on Stern. Now I get a few minutes? I got stuff to promote and wrestling to discus 1:47 PM Jan 4th via web

# Why is it so damn hard to get jack ass Stern to promote stuff for me? I promised TNA wrestling I’d mention them on air. WTF. 10:35 AM Jan 4th via web

The news of Artie Lange’s suicide attempt didn’t really shake Eric – in fact he saw it as an opportunity

# Show Idea: I replace Artie and can plug TNA, Ranch, ABC and then they payme back by putting me on their shows & I plug stern. Im ambassader 1:14 PM Jan 5th via mobile web

# @ frntats Of course I can replace Artie. He’s an unfunny loser that just namedrops & talks sports. Plus I slept with hotter girls at Ranch 1:18 PM Jan 5th via mobile web

# Plus, Stern needs better guests. I follow lots of porn stars and wrestlers so I can get them on show. 6:29 PM Jan 5th via mobile web

# AVN conventions start tomorrow. I should have promoted it on Stern and maybe they would send me. I know lots of the porn girls from twitter 3:24 PM Jan 6th via web

# @ al_024 I don’t PAY for girls either. I get it for free because they like me. Problem is Gary keeps badmouthig me so they quit inviting 4:57 PM Jan 6th via web

# Will people stop asking me what I think of the Artie situation. He did this stuff to himself so why should I care. He called me mean names! 10:12 AM Jan 7th via web

When it came to Artie there apparently was never a “too soon” period

# @ macautoparts How am I the selfish one when aeries the one cancelling my standup show. He only cares about himself. I needed that money! 11:42 AM Jan 7th via mobile web

# @ McMart1 What do youmean Artie and I weren’t colleagues? We worked on the same show for 6 years and were going to do standup together. You Thursday, January 07, 2010 4:48:29 PM via web

# @ talesin I have no official statement on Artie because what has he ever done for me? Nothing! I will only go on show to talk TNA or Ranch. Thursday, January 07, 2010 4:11:48 PM via web

# Everyone ready for new year? I plan tocall friends at bunny ranch and ask if they can invite me if I can get tem mentioned on stern.

The death of fellow little person Gary Coleman hit Eric hard.

Gary Coleman Seizure http://shar.es/aQOv7 Hes a pioneer for Little People Actors like me so jack ass Stern better not goof on him OR ELSE! Friday, January 08, 2010 12:24:07 PM via web

TMZ reports him dead!

@ GetThePhukOv TMZ really reported me dead? That’s illegal. They already libeled me by callng me “midget” so they better back off. Monday, January 11, 2010 4:32:20 PM via web

Alvin II > Avatar

@ scifi3r Yeah. Saw Avatar Saturday because I heard the main character was in a wheelchair. Movie was okay but wanted to see Alvin Squeekwel Tuesday, January 12, 2010 2:41:33 PM via web


Eric of course weighed in on Idol this year

You people are morons. Howard LOVES my idol show and lots of others too. I just got two tweets begging for the show since I’m an idol expert Friday, January 15, 2010 12:27:57 PM via web

# @ crail8 I never got to tell my official statement on Paula either. Maybe howard can give me a 3hr special to say my Paula/Simon thoughts Friday, January 15, 2010 4:33:04 PM via mobile web

# @ rockygirl24 no I’m an expert because I guessed the winner almost every time. Plus I saw the tour and met some of them. Friday, January 15, 2010 4:31:05 PM via mobile web

Clarification

@ sammy19944 no I don’t have all weather tires on my chair. Plus, it’s electric. If I go in rain I’d get electicuted. Monday, January 18, 2010 5:46:16 PM via mobile web

Opinion of MLK and his holiday

@ Robert_wright thanks. Waited all day for mail. Didn’t know Martin Luthor King day was a real holiday. Seems dumb. He wasn’t pres or anythi Monday, January 18, 2010 6:29:36 PM via mobile web

@ stevemaccaferri Good point. If Black people have Martin Luthor King day then why can’t little people celebrate someone? We’re people too. Wednesday, January 20, 2010 1:16:10 PM via web

@ DUBBAGA Dumb Ass! Yoda Day is stupid because that actor does not represent little people! Racist comments like are why we need a holiday! Wednesday, January 20, 2010 3:27:22 PM via web

ATTN WILL SHORTZ!

Want interview in the NYTimes for using my FAKE name in the crossword puzzle. Using the word Midget is racist and someone should be fired! Thursday, January 21, 2010 4:17:03 PM via web

His street cred and entertainment knowledge

# To the people trying to talk movies. I am a movie expert so shut up. EVERY sci fi is “fantasy”. And twilight ranks in sci fi w LotR and SW Thursday, January 21, 2010 4:33:15 PM via web

@ johnytang I’m a movie expert because I know everything about movies. Duh. Plus, I was on a tv show and met many actors. Friday, January 22, 2010 12:21:01 PM via mobile web

The world’s misunderstanding of his genius

# Im done discussing Twilight with you morons. I wrote a fanfic combining WWE + Twilight and, just like stern, youre all too stupid to underst Friday, January 22, 2010 4:22:27 PM via web

Back to clothing and idol

@ kirghizstan you moron. I only bought womens clothes ONCE and that’s because Amazon didn’t list the Twilight jrs sweatsuit was for girls. Monday, January 25, 2010 4:16:33 PM via mobile web

# are you people KIDING me? Idol benefitted huge from my promotion. and I was a big part of getting sanjay off from ruining the idol legacy. Wednesday, January 27, 2010 5:50:08 PM via TweetDeck

# WTF American idol. I only had 8 people in my audience last ep. I’m going to quit doing my show if you don’t improve your ratings. Wednesday, January 27, 2010 3:41:55 PM via TweetDeck

# Idol ratings must be down because last year I had 700people tuning in to my show and now avg is 13. Dumb ass Stern better start promoting me Tuesday, January 26, 2010 6:54:07 PM via mobile web

The Next Simon Cowell?

# @ 1620atx yeah. only 8 people listened to my show last night 2 left halfway. I tried to promote but dumb ass stern ignored me. WTF Thursday, January 28, 2010 10:00:17 AM via TweetDeck

# @ ptkdude the reason I want good ratings was because I could show Idol and audition for Simons job. I’m just as good at critiques and stuff. Wednesday, January 27, 2010 7:07:22 PM via mobile web

# My Idol show ratings tripled yesterday. We had 8people wednesday and 20 last night. See we don’t need jack ass Howard to promote. Friday, January 29, 2010 11:35:17 AM via mobile web

The leak of a picture of his penis

# @ kd6rev Actually networks have called me . I had meeting w ABC for shows but Howard ruined by spreading that pic of my penis. i couldve b Saturday, January 30, 2010 10:10:03 AM via TweetDeck

# @ teampunkass It isn’t the ranch pic. It’s the one I took of my penis and sent to a girl. Luckily you can’t find on Internet anymore. Saturday, January 30, 2010 1:16:33 PM via TweetDeck

# @ CrystalThom Liar. I have a friend who knows how to block things and he said he got all my penis pic off the Internet already. Saturday, January 30, 2010 1:29:44 PM via mobile web

OOOPS

Crap. I just linked that pic I’m trying to block. How do I delete off everyones twitter so it doesnt get back on the internet again. Saturday, January 30, 2010 9:50:16 PM via TweetDeck

Will you people stop talking about my penis pic? I have potential deals in scripts, standup, acting with ABC, TNA, WWE that you’re ruining! Sunday, January 31, 2010 11:57:06 AM via TweetDeck

His Educational Background and Disdain for Nurses

# People need to shut up. Hotel Mngmnt cert is just as difficult as Nursing. Ive dealt w nurses and they never do what you want and are lazy Tuesday, February 02, 2010 12:36:32 AM via TweetDeck

# @ Count3rS No, Artie was lying. Hotel Management isn’t only for ex-cons or druggies. There were a few regular people there too. Monday, February 01, 2010 7:04:13 PM via TweetDeck

Howard Stern as the next Idol Judge with Eric sitting on his lap?

# @ mr_merrick I will NOT sit on Howard lap. I got in idol before w/o his help. I hope he doesn’t ruin the show by trying to make it funny. Monday, February 08, 2010 6:13:55 PM via TweetDeck

# Look. I don’t want dumb ass Stern on Idol because he has no damn respect for anyone. He favor girls and ruin it from finding the best talent Monday, February 08, 2010 2:11:04 PM via TweetDeck

# I tried giving my review of Ellen on my Idol show last night but only 6 people heard it. Hoping stern gives me 45min for my official stance. Thursday, February 11, 2010 9:34:49 AM via TweetDeck

# @ Hamsexy Even if howard gets job hell NEVER be the new Idol Expert. I guessed winner 60% of the time, have my own idol show & am expert at Wednesday, February 10, 2010 4:07:01 PM via TweetDeck

@ idolf4n I agree. Howard prob scared to promote me since I can block him from being host of Idol. I definitley could are me as next Simon Thursday, February 11, 2010 12:07:21 PM via TweetDeck

Math isn’t his strong suit part 587

My show ratings jumped 300%. Went from 6 to 30 viewers. I had to kick out most of them for calling me Midget or asking dumb ass questions Friday, February 12, 2010 11:55:25 AM via TweetDeck

Eric vs tech support

# What a waste of time. 3 days dealing with my internet tech support and it turns out it was my labtop wifi was turned off. Dammit… Wednesday, February 17, 2010 4:10:29 PM via TweetDeck

# @ urkle9 I yelled at tech support because the girl deserved it. She barely speak english and don’t ask if wifi was on. Wednesday, February 17, 2010 4:29:04 PM via TweetDeck

# @ Arcticbabe2006 what? How’s it my fault wifi was off? Tech support shouldve known that’s why Internet didn’t work dumb ass. Wednesday, February 17, 2010 6:48:53 PM via TweetDeck

Midget Tossing an Olympic Sport?

@ Rich_Rossi You are retarted! Midget tossing is NOT an Olympic sport. I looked it up moron! Saturday, February 20, 2010 7:44:22 PM via TweetDeck

@ wujekcity I am so damn sick of the FAKE Olympic crap people say. Midget Toss and Dwarf Curling were NEVER a sport! I looked it up so shu Monday, February 22, 2010 11:47:12 AM via TweetDeck

@ wujekcity No, looked it up to be sure but I knew Dwarf Curling wasnt a sport cuz its illegal to slide a little person down the ice dumb a Wednesday, February 24, 2010 4:22:18 PM via TweetDeck

More Nurse Issues

# @ dyslayu I’ve been in Hospitals my whole life. All nurses need to do is get stuff for patients and they never do it right for me. Its anno Sunday, February 21, 2010 9:24:43 PM via TweetDeck

# @ Sammy19944 I went to John Swett HS. Grad 12th in my class w 3.12GPA & then got Cert in Hotel Mngmnt. So I’m smarter than any damn nurse Saturday, February 20, 2010 9:29:43 PM via TweetDeck

@ Arcticbabe2006 I’m told govt spent almost 3M dollars in my medical bills. And u thnk nurses SHOULDNT serve their patients? its their job! Sunday, February 21, 2010 11:19:27 PM via TweetDeck

A little defensive about his favorite shows

# Two new favorite shows. Little People Big Baby (Raising fullsize Baby) and Toddlers and Tiaras (Child Pageants). TLC does best programs. Tuesday, February 23, 2010 5:28:36 PM via TweetDeck

# @ rjstever you’re a moron. Child Pageants aren’t perverted. If you actually watch, the kids WANT to be in them. So these are GOOD parents! Tuesday, February 23, 2010 6:27:45 PM via mobile web

# @ Arcticbabe2006 Exploitation?! WTF? Kids play dress up all the time but now Toddlers & Tiaras judge them on TV. How is that EXPLOITATION?! Wednesday, February 24, 2010 10:56:31 AM via TweetDeck

# @ Dr3ggs WTF? How can watching Gossip Girl, Twilight and Little Miss Perfect make me gay? They all have GIRLS in it dumb ass! Get a life! Tuesday, February 23, 2010 6:44:23 PM via TweetDeck

More issues with his fans

# So PISSED! Eric Bischoff is hosting some dumb ass “midget wrestling” at Universal? What the hell? I should call the cops on those morons Thursday, March 04, 2010 12:08:23 AM via TweetDeck

# Im also sick of badmouthing Canada. And that article about Dwarf Curling is FAKE. I checked andlittle people NEVER were used like that!! Wednesday, March 03, 2010 11:53:17 AM via TweetDeck

# Things people need to SHUT THE F UP ABOUT! Stupid math questions. My Twilight Track Suit. How I spend SSI. and Gossip Girl. Im sick of it. Wednesday, March 03, 2010 10:00:42 AM via TweetDeck

It’s Eric’s birthday want to buy him a present

My birthday is next week. Ive got a big list this year since SSI is too low so hopefully fans can help out http://tinyurl.com/BuyETAGifts Thursday, March 04, 2010 2:52:49 PM via TweetDeck

# @ CECDanny Thanks., I know people here are being jerks. A lot of adults go to Chuck E Cheese. I like the ticket games, pizza and prizes. Friday, March 05, 2010 2:00:49 PM via TweetDeck

# @ urkle9 I can’t say my age because it will affect which acting roles I get offered. Thursday, March 04, 2010 2:58:47 PM via TweetDeck

# @ Rich_Rossi I am NOT having my birthday at Chuck E Cheese!! I haven’t been there for like 2 years you moron so stop saying that! Friday, March 05, 2010 10:48:04 AM via TweetDeck

# @ CECDanny Thanks., I know people here are being jerks. A lot of adults go to Chuck E Cheese. I like the ticket games, pizza and prizes. Friday, March 05, 2010 2:00:49 PM via TweetDeck

# @ Rich_Rossi I am NOT having my birthday at Chuck E Cheese!! I haven’t been there for like 2 years you moron so stop saying that! Friday, March 05, 2010 10:48:04 AM via TweetDeck

# @ urkle9 I can’t say my age because it will affect which acting roles I get offered. Thursday, March 04, 2010 2:58:47 PM via TweetDeck

Eric is not a racist

@ dyslayu No I won’t give you my last name. Whenever I tell then people acuse me I’m racist. I know two black people so I am NOT! Friday, March 05, 2010 4:43:45 PM via TweetDeck

Leno> Conan – it’s the “tropical” features!

# @ Gret4rG No, Leno is for smarter people. He does tropical humor on current events and world. People who don’t get it don’t read enough news Sunday, March 07, 2010 12:00:41 AM via TweetDeck

# @ DukeOfDouchebag Um, No. Tropical humor refers to current events. Don’t you people go to school? That’s why you don’t understand Jay. Sunday, March 07, 2010 1:09:15 AM via TweetDeck

More Birthday and math issues

# Will you morons quit asking me what 8 x 9 is? Tomorrow is my birthday and I’ve got too much to do today to waste time on this crap! Wednesday, March 10, 2010 3:50:32 PM via TweetDeck

# @ Jerg232 Thanks. I’ll be 35 Thurs. don’t remember how old I was when I graduated HS in 1994 but I was smarter than most of my class. Tuesday, March 09, 2010 5:32:05 PM via mobile web

Lobster Claws?

@ DaleCurny No I won’t give you my address you jack ass because I don’t want a pair of lobster claw oven mits! Get a life! Thursday, March 11, 2010 6:32:53 PM via mobile web

To Chuck E Cheeses after all!

# Pre ordered Apple iPad at my local Apple Store. Not sure if I want it, but got SSI and ton of money for BDay . Wont have to pay til Apr3 Friday, March 12, 2010 9:05:22 AM via TweetDeck

# @ Hamsexy Look Jack ass. How I spend my SSI is MY business. I can buy whatever I feel I need. So back off. Friday, March 12, 2010 10:11:55 AM via TweetDeck

# @ xoboyox Thanks, I had a good birthday party. Played video games & had pizza but I can’t say where cuz dumb asses here make fun of it. Friday, March 12, 2010 10:29:06 AM via TweetDeck

# @ Richm0nd Yea, pizza there is real good and No, the iPad preorder isn’t a bday gift since I’m buying it myself w my SSI since I need it Tuesday, March 16, 2010 5:53:01 PM via TweetDeck

# @ Kaylie1998 You guessed right but don’t tell anyone because they dont get it. Fav game is Dino Dash but I saved most of my tickets. Friday, March 12, 2010 2:50:05 PM via TweetDeck

# @ mondogil Yeah I got some stuff for bday. Gossip Girl DVD, www poster, new moon board game. But pissed no HD camcorder or apple laptop Tuesday, March 16, 2010 5:49:03 PM via TweetDeck

If Tim Lincecum wants to be an actor guess who he should call

@ Giant_F4n What are you mean? Lincecum said he wants to try acting one day and I have connections at ABC So why shouldn’t I help him? Thursday, March 18, 2010 11:14:04 AM via TweetDeck

@ cmcfoodinc Yes. I’ve acted in American dreams, was guest on Kimmel, had radio show, had pitch mtng w ABC and once met David Faustino Thursday, March 18, 2010 4:00:05 PM via mobile web

@ adriankulp Ya. I met David Faustino at a car wash. I was in my carseat so I had my roomates call him over to meet me. He was real nice. Tuesday, March 23, 2010 12:14:29 PM via TweetDeck

# Listen Dumb Assess. My car seat is NOT a baby seat. This has padding, a strap to secure me in and even has a cupholder. So shut the hell up! Tuesday, March 23, 2010 4:29:24 PM via TweetDeck

# @ DeadDann It’s not a baby car seat jack ass. It’s a car seat that I get strapped into. Tuesday, March 23, 2010 2:14:27 PM via TweetDeck

Eric votes yes to more health care

# @ DKNHP21 No. I don’t care if he earned or not. NOBODY needs $500M so they should spread to poor. It’s not fair and greedy. Monday, March 22, 2010 6:28:16 PM via TweetDeck

# Finally they get Health Care Reform right. There’s no reason the rich should have so much and poor get so little. Hopefully SSI increases Monday, March 22, 2010 2:35:38 PM via TweetDeck

Eric DID NOT fall down a well

# You people are morons. I took a break from twittering and all I get are dumb asses making up stories about me falling down a well. STFU!

# Look. Knock it off with saying I fell down a well. Making up stories about people is exactly how celebrity rumors get started so shut up! Tuesday, March 30, 2010 1:14:30 AM via TweetDeck

# @ CptObv Look moron. I am not twittering from inside a well cuz that story was GOSSIP! Im online in my ROOM & watching New Moon BluRay so sh Tuesday, March 30, 2010 10:58:33 PM via TweetDeck

Did Dragons Exist?

# @ Jerbitty3 Of course I know Dragons don’t exist anymore. They’re extinct you moron! Wednesday, April 07, 2010 6:26:16 PM via TweetDeck

# @ FTE06 No. You’re the dumb ass. Dinosaurs and dragons are different. Different times and dinosaurs can’t fly. So quit being a moron. Thursday, April 08, 2010 12:22:05 AM via TweetDeck

# You people are dumb asses. Read some arkeology books. Dragons were here a long time and there are fossils to prove it. Wednesday, April 07, 2010 8:03:34 PM via TweetDeck

# @ Arcticbabe2006 No. A pterodactyl isnt a dragon. It was during the jurassic park period of history. Saturday, April 10, 2010 3:11:49 AM via TweetDeck

# @ Arcticbabe2006 Komodo Dragons aren’t actually dragons since they don’t fly and real dragons are extinct. It’s just a name they gave them. Friday, April 09, 2010 3:34:57 AM via TweetDeck

Eric Dicovered Justin Bieber!

# @ cmcfoodinc You people are liars. I was one of the first to discover Justin Beiber on youtube and he obviously doesnt lipsync! Knock it of Sunday, April 18, 2010 2:04:58 PM via TweetDeck

# @ mulishaman187 Het dumb ass. Justin Beiber doesn’t lipsync so quit lying. That is how Internet rumors get started! Saturday, April 17, 2010 10:27:46 PM via TweetDeck

Rude yes but illegal?

# @ Justafang Yes it’s mean! Calling a little person “Midget” is rude and illegal! Tuesday, April 20, 2010 1:16:49 AM via TweetDeck

Eric correctly picks World Series winner

@ RaiderDan510 I’m not fair weather. I root for both A’s AND Giants since they’re both Bay Area teams. This year the Giants will win it all Tuesday, April 20, 2010 2:25:04 PM via TweetDeck

There is no Eric sex tape

# @ Car1son You are a moron. Theres a diff between my penis pic and a sex tape. Plus, I had that pic removed internet a while ago so its gone Friday, April 23, 2010 4:39:04 PM via TweetDeck

# @ Arcticbabe2006 I had sex a few times at the bunny ranch. stern leaked pictures but they would never release tapes. Friday, April 23, 2010 1:39:13 PM via TweetDeck

# @ Car1son I don’t care who verified that story because it’s not true. I DO NOT have a sex tape out so shut the hell up! Friday, April 23, 2010 12:58:36 PM via TweetDeck

Normal and not a Wack Packer

Look jack asses. Im only saying this once. I am NOT in the Wack Pack. They’re all egotistical retarted attention wanting freaks. Im normal. Friday, April 30, 2010 1:43:58 AM via TweetDeck

Eric Boycotts Iron Man 2 unless of course some one buys him a ticket

@ MZappa777 Im protesting Iron Man 2 cuz Downey is racist to little people (used M word 6x in Sherlock). Dumb ass needs to learn respect

@ mugygrugy Maybe I’ll watch Iron Man 2 if someone buys me a ticket or gives me gift card. I kinda want to see Black Iron Man

@ jbras1 Look, i told you I wont watch Iron Man 2 because RDJ is racist to little people. I’m hoping if people ignore him he’ll go away Sunday, May 16, 2010 6:47:19 PM via TweetDeck

More internet issues

# @ Krrt218 No, Im still here. I had repair guy come to figure out why lights went out on internet and found out it was unplugged. Damn DSL Thursday, June 03, 2010 11:39:51 PM via TweetDeck

# @ BarkScruff Im not a computer expert dumb ass. How am I supposed to know to check the plug first? Friday, June 04, 2010 6:02:32 PM via TweetDeck

Drinking and Driving?

@ BEMurt I don’t smoke weed or drive drunk in my power chair. It’s illegal and I follow the law so stop spreading rumors Sunday, June 06, 2010 10:05:23 PM via TweetDeck

On Giants and Smurfs

# @ Dr_Derrick Why WOULDNT the Giants meet with me. They do lots of work with disabled people and as a celeb they may want me to promote them Thursday, June 10, 2010 2:58:51 PM via TweetDeck

# You people are morons. Quit trying to ruin my chances! They use celebs every game to sing 7th inning stretch so they may want to meet. Thursday, June 10, 2010 3:20:16 PM via TweetDeck

# @ CMurt Dont spread rumors. I am NOT in the smurfs movie. I didn’t even audition. But I did watch them and liked the cereal as a kid. Friday, June 11, 2010 12:10:14 PM via TweetDeck

Stern ruined his love life

@ RussDenutts Yes. I had a long term relationship with a girl a few years ago but dumb ass Stern ruined that for me. Tuesday, June 22, 2010 2:14:39 AM via TweetDeck

not gay and not an SSI Cheat!

# @ jockojackamone WTF! I spend over $150/mo in FEMALE adult website subscriptions so how the hell am I “GAY”? Thursday, June 24, 2010 4:28:27 PM via TweetDeck

# @ dirkdglr Look Jack ass. I can spend my SSI any way I want. Who do you think you are to tell me what to buy! Mind your own business. Thursday, June 24, 2010 4:37:07 PM via TweetDeck

@ Robert23Hersey I can’t control if people show their privates on Chat Roullette. And when they do then I leave. So how is that gay? Saturday, June 26, 2010 3:01:25 PM via TweetDeck

How do u ban people on Chat Roullett? I was on & guys called me gay and showed penises. I have pics I need to send to customer service. Tuesday, June 29, 2010 9:16:51 PM via TweetDeck

# @ wujekcity No I didnt save people showing penis as favorites,but I have name, pic and descriptions for Chat Roulette to ban those pervs Saturday, July 03, 2010 4:40:55 AM via TweetDeck

# @ HeyDigDiggy You dumb ass! I didnt save screenshots of chat roulette penises for ME to look at. I need proof to get them BANNED! Wednesday, June 30, 2010 12:09:14 AM via TweetDeck

A Twitter Expert!

# @ MikeonTV People reply to me all the time dumb ass. Ive been here long time so quit trying to give me lessons cuz im an expert at twitter Thursday, July 22, 2010 3:18:05 AM via TweetDeck

# @ PoeSchmoops Im sick of twitter cuz everyone just says im gay for liking twilight. Either theyr gay themselves or are team edward morons Thursday, July 22, 2010 2:51:42 AM via TweetDeck

The Fringe Drama plus are Niagra Falls i Vancouver?

@ foyboy70 Again. Actors cant share info on projects they may or may not be working on so quit asking about the Fringe taping in Vancouver. Monday, August 02, 2010 10:37:54 AM via TweetDeck

@ Derty_Sanchez WTF. This role didnt make me a new actor because Ive been an actor for YEARS! Wednesday, August 04, 2010 9:39:32 AM via TweetDeck

# TV Industry Secret: Just learned Vancouver doubles for many popular US cities in shows and nobody even knew that. Learning a lot about this. Wednesday, August 04, 2010 9:42:04 AM via TweetDeck

# @ Twilght13kid No, didnt go. I thought Niagara Falls was in Vancouver too. I was hoping to go but I guess it’s in a different area. Wednesday, August 04, 2010 10:38:21 AM via TweetDeck

# @ roni042765 Are you kidding me?!?! STERN Doesn’t work for Fringe so why should I thank him for the role? Get a life moron. Friday, August 06, 2010 1:13:14 AM via TweetDeck

# @ Fringfanatic You moron! Just because I’m playing a freak on a TV show doesn’t mean I’m a freak inreal life. It’s called ACTING! Thursday, August 05, 2010 11:59:32 AM via TweetDeck

Eric loves Subway

@ ShawnaP97 Yeah, for me its Five. Five Dollar. Five Dollar Footlong. I cant get tht song out of my head. That and the pillow pets. LOOL Wednesday, August 11, 2010 9:48:05 AM via TweetDeck

@ R1bCag3 You retarted moron. There’s no such thing as a Subway Clubfoot Footlong Thursday, August 12, 2010 8:29:03 PM via TweetDeck

@ IowaKid97 Yea so many jerks here.I have Mr Tiger Pillow Pet cuz SF Giants But I want Nutty Elephant or Tardy Turtle http://bit.ly/5mCNHK Thursday, August 12, 2010 10:47:54 PM via TweetDeck

# @ Chan3Chan Hello, Moron! If it’s a Subway Club FOOTlong then obviously it’s not bigger than me. I’m bigger than a FOOT dumb ass! Friday, August 13, 2010 12:51:04 PM via TweetDeck

# @ JayMyers13 You are a jack ass. Of course I don’t have sex with my pillow pet. It’s shaped like an animal you moron!!! Friday, August 13, 2010 12:43:33 PM via TweetDeck

# @ AskBellaWagner Its a good idea. I’ve been looking to be a spokesperson. Subway would be good, or maybe infomercial. Saturday, August 14, 2010 2:58:04 PM via TweetDeck

# @ Arcticbabe2006 I have connections in all industries. TV Movies Wrestling.Adult Film Internet. So yes,people do try to get stuff from me Saturday, August 14, 2010 1:05:40 AM via TweetDeck

More Slanderous rumors!

@ R0bD0b Yes I know exactly when i wore a diaper last because it was prescribed by a doctor. But I dont have that problem anymore. Thursday, August 19, 2010 3:48:37 PM via TweetDeck

Will he work the red carpet?

@ teampunkass Dont you know anything moron? Red carpet interviews are scripted. Stern wants me to do it ad lib so he’s setting me up to fail Thursday, August 19, 2010 3:45:28 PM via TweetDeck

@ whyinthehell But Ive got 10x better q’s that the stars WANT to hear. I dont want to upset potential coworkers with sex q’s. cmon. Friday, August 20, 2010 1:22:05 AM via TweetDeck

People just dont get how hollywood works. Be nice to celebs and they hire you. Thats how I got on Dreams, Fringe and future endorsements Friday, August 20, 2010 1:23:33 AM via TweetDeck

@ dag1hs I’m not name dropping. I’ve known celebs my whole life. Billy Joe armstrong from Greenday went to my HS few years before me dum ass Sunday, August 22, 2010 2:36:13 PM via TweetDeck

@ cmcfoodinc WTF are you talking about? Stern had NOTHING to do with me getting a TV. Mind your own business dumb ass!!!! Monday, August 23, 2010 1:39:43 AM via TweetDeck

Charlie St Cloud > Inception

Saw Charlie St Cloud today. Very sad and almost made me cry but I held back. Much better than overrated inception that didnt even make sense Saturday, August 21, 2010 12:42:30 AM via TweetDeck

Explains itself

@ iBlinkGreenDay LISTEN! Nobody has EVER mistook me for a TURKEY, a chicken a lobster or any other barnyard animal! EVER! Monday, August 23, 2010 2:45:15 AM via TweetDeck

That Damn Stern holding me back!

# @ monkeytough I am not ungrateful dumb ass. And who the hell cares if I have a club foot?!? Hollywood still gives me roles so STFU Friday, September 03, 2010 1:09:33 AM via TweetDeck

# @ jbras1 Whatever. Howard only says nice things when he needs something from me. Behind my back he talks about me all the time w his friends Thursday, September 02, 2010 11:49:08 AM via TweetDeck

Buy me stuff and ignore how I use my SSI

@ AskBellaWagner SSI is money set aside for people with handicaps. If we spend it on food, books or adult websites is none of your busines Friday, September 03, 2010 1:13:05 AM via TweetDeck

@ DaleDudley Im not BEGGING for anything dumb ass. If someone wants to buy something off my Amazon wish list theyll know what i want moro Saturday, September 04, 2010 12:25:41 AM via TweetDeck

More on Chuck E Cheese

@ SvenJarlsn No, never been to europe. ANd CEC is an american pizza place called Chuck E Cheese. Im on mailing list so we go twice a month Wednesday, September 08, 2010 2:31:57 AM via TweetDeck

@ DJ_Beh No dumb ass “Where a kid can be a kid” is the OLD slogan. Chuck E Cheese is very adult oriented now with robotix & music videos Thursday, September 09, 2010 6:11:31 PM via TweetDeck

@ jyz8 So what if thats where I held my wrap party. I like the pizza, the animatronics, the token games and the prizes. Lots of adults do Friday, November 12, 2010 9:32:57 AM via TweetDeck

# @ TheBear1214 No, I’ve seen adults at Chuck E Cheese without kids. They sit in the show area just to watch videos and eat pizza. It’s normal Saturday, November 13, 2010 10:32:29 AM via TweetDeck

# @ sandkrab there’s nothing wrong with chuck e cheese dumb ass. I see lots of adults there. Plus good pizza & lots of games/prizes I can win Saturday, November 13, 2010 1:53:26 AM via TweetDeck

# You people are morons. If I go to Chuck E Cheese witha kid you say I’m gay. If I go without kids im a petofile. It proves your dumb asses

On his wheel chair

@ HarryKnowles NO! I don’t need wheels on EVERY chair. Just my power chair & my motorized single passenger vehicle. But I use normal chairs Wednesday, September 15, 2010 12:22:38 AM via TweetDeck

@ Urganomic You doush bag! Just because I have a power chair doesn’t mean I dont need shoes! Get a life jack ass! Saturday, September 25, 2010 12:24:12 AM via TweetDeck

@ Crus3y No, a Power Chair isn’t the same as Segway. Mines safer so theres no chance of me riding off a cliff. Monday, September 27, 2010 12:14:50 PM via TweetDeck

Fringe Yes Charlie NO!

@ RealKeithCase I wast in Charlie and the Chocolate factory. I only do television for now. Thursday, September 30, 2010 10:38:18 AM via TweetDeck

@ quis3k Look, I have a legal reason for my silence. Im very upset at how my appearance on Fringe went but adviced not to talk about it Sunday, November 07, 2010 9:12:21 AM via TweetDeck

# @ joehimm See thats what I mean. I did NOT die & my head did NOT blow up! It was all special affects that only Hollwood veterans understand Sunday, November 07, 2010 7:51:04 PM via TweetDeck

# @ jeff619c Whatever. If Fringe was such a “Great Opportunity” then why haven’t i gotten more roles? Stern used me again to promote himself Sunday, November 07, 2010 11:10:18 AM via TweetDeck

# @ past7bear7 Not mad at Fringe. It’s jack asses who think effects were real saying im really dead. T 2 court for libel Sunday, November 07, 2010 9:16:12 AM via TweetDeck

Don’t call me stupid!

@ ruc4ee Look. IQ tests dont measure anything. I graduated High School near the top of my class before I was 19 so STFU Monday, November 08, 2010 6:02:37 PM via TweetDeck

@ Miggs_Mendez No YOURE not a celebrity. I’ve been on TV, radio, worked in Beverly Hills and met some WWE superstars and divas. So shut up. Saturday, November 13, 2010 1:39:39 AM via TweetDeck

@ hooptysteve IQ tests are the most enaccurate tests alive. The real test is High School grades and I was near top of my class. Thursday, November 18, 2010 11:46:06 AM via TweetDeck

# @ jbras1 No. They asked Q’s that NOBODY would get. I didnt know half the words they used but they wont let you use a dictionary. Its biased! Friday, November 19, 2010 10:43:38 PM via TweetDeck

# @ bruger2 Whatever. THe IQ test was rigged. It was all questions of stuff I didn’t know. Trust me, Im smarter than any of those dumb asses Friday, November 19, 2010 7:08:49 PM via TweetDeck

# @ cmcairns But if they put pop culture Qs I’m smarter than all of them. It’s bias cuz nothing of Adult Stars, Baseball Kardashians, Idol etc Saturday, November 20, 2010 12:05:10 PM via TweetDeck

# @ dyslayu No, asking questions people don’t know the answer to is not the point of a n IQ test. If they asked better Qs I’d do better. Saturday, November 20, 2010 12:32:52 AM via TweetDeck

More Bieber and I’m not dead or gay!

@ CM5150 OMG SFN is retarted! I did NOT die. WTF are people saying that for. It will coat me acting roles!!! Tuesday, November 23, 2010 6:13:38 PM via TweetDeck

@ mokovit Stop pretending u know a thing about Beiber. I’ve been a fan longer and yes I did talk about how cool he was b4 u bandwagoners Tuesday, November 23, 2010 1:11:15 PM via TweetDeck

# @ 13Billy_ you are a liar!! I am NOT coming out of the closet! Not now and not EVER!!! about 19 hours ago via TweetDeck

# @ AndyBreuls I do love sausage. So why is that a big deal? about 18 hours ago via TweetDeck