Jim Beam – The Girlfriend
Where is the line where she says, “I love it when he comes home, uses me for sex only pleasing himself, and then orders me to make him a sandwich, while he calls his friends and talks about the freaky, degrading things that he makes me do to please him.”
I suppose it could have been more offensive if the girl was 14 and from Thailand, but this barely English speaking easy to please hottie does a pretty good approximation. Extra points for being an ad for hard liquor.
Well done fellows, and by well done I suppose I mean, see you in hell.