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The Single Stupidest Thing I’ve Ever Heard

Kim Ronson Colorado Republican Delegate

Shotgun weddings are great that means that people are facing the consequences of things that they’ve done. You know sometimes teenagers can make really good moms. Gosh, Mary the mother of Jesus was 13 or 14. I think she was a pretty good mom.

I’ll give her this much. If God knocks up your daughter, well ….
Otherwise, maybe a 30 second lesson with a condom and a banana might be a better idea.