An Apology to Hank Aaron

Due to faulty memory I have accused Hank Aaron of attaining his Home Run achievement through the use of witchcraft as depicted by his appearance on Bewitched. I have since realized that the ballplayer who used his Warlock ability to shatter the record books was instead Willie Mays, unless both Aaron and Mays were on Bewitched and revealed to be Warlocks. The whole thing makes sense because Mays is indeed Barry Bonds’ Godfather, so that whole family appears to be using non natural means to hit home runs. This however does not excuse Aaron from selling out and doing commercials for the Cunningham Hardware store on Happy Days.