Why Larry King gets the big bucks

American media is full of pimps and whores and now after the outing of Elliot Spitzer, they are all on tv pitching their books.

Larry King is presently interviewing a colleague of Spitzer’s favorite professional and helping us all get to the bottom of this immense public issue asked the following essential question.

“Is being attractive an important part of being a prostitute?”

CNN is currently filming the outside of “Kristen’s” apartment building, because … actually I have no idea why they are out there. Maybe they think that she’ll bang Barack Obama in the revolving door later tonight. Our media rules!