Looking for someone who loves long walks on the beach


I’m a Democrat and I have to agree with what the right said about legal gay marriage. I just discovered that I want to marry a cocker spaniel. I am literally the slippery slope! And don’t try telling me you and a dog don’t have consent. They obviously haven’t ever had a dog. They will consent to anything for even the smallest piece of meat. I swear to God a year ago this would have seemed sickening to me, but after that court decision I may have to sue so me and my true love (insert dog’s name) can also have the sanctity of marriage to keep us together. They were right. A year ago I never thought about these things but it turns out that even though I am still heterosexual for women when it comes to dogs I’m totally gay. Who knew? Watch that slope slipping people!

The Passion of Matthew Dellavedova


If I were more web savvy, this post would be in Comic Sans font in tribute to Dan Gilbert.

Nothing is ever easy in Cleveland and for some reason no one that currently resides there particularly wants it to be.

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Straight Outta Compton?

I honestly have no idea whether this is the perfect environment for the NWA movie Straight outta Compton or the worst imaginable one. The world almost burned the first time and people seem to be split over these issues even more vociferously and angrily. Wait until people remember that there was a rap song called “F the Police.”

Eddie Murphy to play Richard Pryor’s Father


So Eddie Murphy is going to play Richard Pryor’s father in Lee Daniel’s movie about Richard Pryor – if this movie isn’t Rated R and perhaps NC17 it’s a sacrilege to everything Richard Pryor was about. Is Oprah really powerful enough somehow to make a PG13 movie about him? It’s impossible, right? Just the N word alone gets it an R and that has to be said about 100 times.

Top Five


Mitch Hedberg: When you’re in Hollywood and you’re a comedian, everybody wants you to do things besides comedy. They say, ‘OK, you’re a stand-up comedian — can you act? Can you write? Write us a script?’… It’s as though if I were a cook and I worked my ass off to become a good cook, they said, ‘All right, you’re a cook — can you farm?’

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