I guess I could have a lot to say on Stallgate, but I’m sure most of it has been said. Essentially, if we removed the shame of homosexuality then people wouldn’t have to troll bathrooms for some strange. So add another repressed closeted hater to the Roy Cohn, J. Edgar Hoover list.
A while ago I noticed that my High School, West Geauga, home of the Wolverines, had a small barebones Wiki page. Since anyone can add to a Wiki page. I added a Notable Alumni section, which after all is something any high school Wiki page should have. Not aware of any other notable grads, I …
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Billy Ray Cyrus was Bill Hicks’ favorite example of someone who had seemingly made a pact with the devil to become famous despite his lack of talent. So it’s pretty surprising that his daughter seems really talented. I even like when she puts on that southern twang and I usually hate southern twangs. Yes, I’ve …
Law and Order has been on for so long and each episode has so many roles, it would probably be impossible for them not to reuse an actor from time to time. It got me wondering what actor played the most different roles on the show and amazingly it was in the imdb trivia section. …
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I’m sure you’ve seen the video. I don’t care if she is stupid or got shell shocked, but the following was just in USA Today, and if she actually wrote what they say is the response she’d give now then I’m as young and pretty as she is.
The above the Above the Influence commercials have fascinated me for a while now. I’ve long wanted hipper people talking to kids about substance use, but in the end all commercials are propaganda and it’s what is behind them not what is on the screen that matters. First though lets admit this – These ads …
Sam Jackson in Pulp Fiction: A dog’s got personality. Personality goes a long way.
Lance Briggs is not very smart.
Bob Dylan: You can’t be wise and in love at the same time
“At least Black people knew when they were slaves, you remain clueless….Hard work is fine if it’s a work of passion, but just to work hard to buy shit to impress people? You fucking loser.”
Bill Hicks: Anybody can be a bum. All it takes is the right girl, the right bar, and the right friends and you are well on your way.
Rehab is just like abstinence only education. $50,000 a week and not one of those brilliant chemical dependancy gurus ever thought enough to suggest —>
Peter Popoff I honestly never thought I’d find an infomercial that tickled my fancy as much as the guys from Air Supply pitching Soft Rock Classics, but this guy is a genius. He cuts right to the chase. If you follow him, he will send you “Miracle Water” and God will repay you in cold …
How do you get one of those jobs where you lurk in chat rooms pretending to be a 12 year old fishing for pedophiles? I think that would be an interesting job, plus I could feel like I was taking scum off of the earth, and that would make me sort of like a superhero.
Scene opens with a guy lying down smoking weed) GUY: Can’t you just walk yourself. DOG: You disappoint me. (Dog walks away and then raises his flag of independence) (AbovetheInfluence.com logo appears) I just saw this Butterfinger Crisp commercial. It takes place in a college Calculus class taught by some guy about 30 minutes …
