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Larry Craig: Jobs I Don’t Want

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I guess I could have a lot to say on Stallgate, but I’m sure most of it has been said. Essentially, if we removed the shame of homosexuality then people wouldn’t have to troll bathrooms for some strange.  So add another repressed closeted hater to the Roy Cohn, J. Edgar Hoover list.

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My High School Finds Me Neither Notable or Distinguished

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A while ago I noticed that my High School, West Geauga, home of the Wolverines, had a small barebones Wiki page.

Since anyone can add to a Wiki page. I added a Notable Alumni section, which after all is something any high school Wiki page should have. Not aware of any other notable grads, I of course added myself.

I wrote Brad Laidman graduated in 1984 and is known to claim that he was the smartest student ever to sporadically attend the school.

Amazingly! Someone deleted my entry! This upsets me because nothing I wrote was false. I did graduate in 1984. I did attend sporadically (52 absences my Senior year), and I do claim that I was the smartest student ever to attend the school. Now this doesn’t mean that I was the smartest student they ever had, just that for some reason I think that I am.

Then they stole my idea without crediting me or including me by adding a distinguished alumni section, which included like 2 skiers, a fencer, and some guy who plays chamber music. Ingrates.

It’s pretty clear that despite my stellar debate career and general sense of fun and kindness that my alma mater finds me neither notable or distinguished.

So fine. It’s on. If I cure cancer or negotiate peace in the middle east or say win an award for distinguishment beyond the call of duty. Any attempt by them to claim me after the fact will be followed by an extremely vicious lawsuit.

Miley Cyrus Is Talented

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Billy Ray Cyrus was Bill Hicks favorite example of someone who had seemingly made a pact with the devil to become famous dispite his lack of talent. So it’s pretty surprising that his daughter seems really talented. I even like when she puts on that southern twang and I usually hate southern twangs. Yes, I’ve seen like 10 Hannah Montana episodes in the last two weeks and I really need to start getting out. I’m now even more creeped out by me than normal.

Impress Your Friends with this Killer Trivia Question

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Law and Order has been on for so long and each episode has so many roles, it would probably be impossible for them not to reuse an actor from time to time. It got me wondering what actor played the most different roles on the show and amazingly it was in the imdb trivia section. I’m bummed that someone else thought of it, but then again if not I wouldn’t have an answer.

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Spiiiinnnnn Control!!!!

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I’m sure you’ve seen the video. I don’t care if she is stupid or got shell shocked, but the following was just in USA Today, and if she actually wrote what they say is the response she’d give now then I’m as young and pretty as she is.

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