Goulet Dead: Elvis Grabs Gun
Robert Goulet died today, which means Elvis is grabbing a gun up in heaven. It was Goulet’s passionless singing that inspired the King to shoot his first TV set.
Robert Goulet died today, which means Elvis is grabbing a gun up in heaven. It was Goulet’s passionless singing that inspired the King to shoot his first TV set.
I was in a job interview and I opened a book and started reading. Then I said
to the guy, “Let me ask you a question. If you are in a spaceship that is
traveling at the speed of light, and you turn on the headlights, does anything
happen?” He said, “I don’t know.” I said, “I don’t want your job.”
– Steven Wright
“I would steal money off a friend, but I’d steal his girlfriend.”
I have google ads on my site, and you know if one of his books or cds or etc came up, I’m cool with that, but if you see the Bill Hicks Complementary Ringtones link, please don’t click it. God knows I don’t want to go to hell.
Saw the trailer for bucket list, and you know it’s gotten to be an amazing cliche to have this guy read heartfelt narrative given that he’s done it quite a few times. But hearing just 20 seconds of it, I can’t blame anyone for having him do it – he’s that good at it. It’s like that Chuck Berry intro that’s on amost every single. He could do so much more, but just hearing it was so awesome, why fuck with it.
