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Teen celebrates LSD inventors death

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Albert Hofmann, the Swiss chemist who discovered the hallucinogenic drug LSD, just died of a heart attack at his home in Basel at the age of 102.

Well, a young man in what I hope was an idealistic tribute got himself into a little trouble last night.

This entire news entry is hilarious, not to mention that I’ve never heard the term “gorked” before, but I think you’ll have to agree upon reading it that the funniest part of the story is the final line

The teen’s father Mark Rosenberg says the boy will be punished, adding “he probably won’t get to use the car for a while.”

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Jimi Hendrix Sex Tape

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The only thing I really find interesting about this discovery is that it will be the first celebrity sex tape that wasn’t actually “leaked” by the celbrity it features.

Another less than brilliant plan

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A teen accused of plotting to blow up his high school told police that he wanted to die, go to heaven and kill Jesus, federal authorities said Tuesday.

“He said death was better than life,” Craig Townsend said. “He told the sheriff he wanted to die and go to heaven and once he got there, he wanted to kill Jesus.”

Here’s my problem with that plan - If you believe in both Jesus and the afterlife - wouldn’t you think it would be pretty foolish to take on the prince of peace on his home turf? I doubt that when Jesus heard that this kid was after him that he lost very much sleep.

Bourne Mystery

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The thing I don’t understand about the Bourne movies is that everytime they are on the run the woman needs to cut and dye her hair, while Matt Damon runs around with the same blonde crew cut. Shouldn’t he at least wear a hat?

Why Richard Kimble was found guilty

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I didnt go to law school but if you were Dr. Richard Kimble’s high priced lawyer wouldn’t you say “Dude, how about shaving? You look like Charlie Manson.”

No beard, no need to run.