Albert Hofmann, the Swiss chemist who discovered the hallucinogenic drug LSD, just died of a heart attack at his home in Basel at the age of 102. Well, a young man in what I hope was an idealistic tribute got himself into a little trouble last night. This entire news entry is hilarious, not to mention …
Monthly Archives: April 2008
Jimi Hendrix Sex Tape
The only thing I really find interesting about this discovery is that it will be the first celebrity sex tape that wasn’t actually “leaked” by the celebrity it features.
Another less than brilliant plan
A teen accused of plotting to blow up his high school told police that he wanted to die, go to heaven and kill Jesus, federal authorities said Tuesday. “He said death was better than life,” Craig Townsend said. “He told the sheriff he wanted to die and go to heaven and once he got there, …
Bourne Mystery
The thing I don’t understand about the Bourne movies is that every time they are on the run the woman needs to cut and dye her hair, while Matt Damon runs around with the same blonde crew cut. Shouldn’t he at least wear a hat?
Why Richard Kimble was found guilty
I didnt go to law school but if you were Dr. Richard Kimble’s high priced lawyer wouldn’t you say “Dude, how about shaving? You look like Charlie Manson.” No beard, no need to run.
Let’s beat on Bill Ayers
It’s a little ridiculous how crazy Republicans are getting about the fact that Barack Obama seems to know former Weather Underground member Bill Ayers as if Barack was about to make him Secretary of State or something, but the thing that I find really funny is that whenever Republicans talk about their love of guns …
That Stalker Vibe
This guy David Cook on American Idol has been getting tons of comments like, “Wow, I didn’t realize Lionel Richie’s Hello had such a stalker vibe.” The truth is every love song has a stalker vibe if the subject doesn’t want or reciprocate your love, which by the same token is why people madly in …
I miss all the free time I had in college
Now, David Alvarez of Leavenworth, Washington, has unveiled an even bigger, even more original creation. Using more than 8,500 Bicycle playing cards, he recently constructed a portrait of guitarist legend Jimi Hendrix.
No More Looking Back
I apparently have absolutely zero ability to do this. Walking along a crowded street I see thousands of faces before me. Then I see a face that I used to know Long ago in my life story. It starts me thinking about the things you said For your image is still inside me. The past …
Another unnecessary apology
From imdb TV talk show king Jay Leno has apologized for asking actor Ryan Phillippe to give him his “gayest look” during his late-night show. Stop-Loss star Phillippe spoke to Leno about his first paid acting role as a gay teen on soap One Life To Live, and comic Leno decided to poke fun at …