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A record day for Elvis Needs Boats

Wow, who knew so many people cheated on crossword puzzles? My site has a record day due to my mentioning that Jim Belushi wore a costume in Trading Places. Sadly, my review didn’t mention that it was a gorilla suit, which was the answer to the New York Times question. Thankfully, though there was a …

Jessica Simpson eats meat

She remains genius in a “is she really that stupid or is she just a really fun girl?” way. I’m guessing you won’t see Janeane Garafolo wearing that shirt regardless of whether she’s a vegetarian or not. I realized that this sounded like I was implying that Garafolo was a lesbian, which probably isn’t true. I …

Someone deserves credit for inventing this

Who was the first person ever to shoot someone in a movie with their gun tilted to one side? They really need to be applauded for their contribution to cool. I’m guessing it was Wesley Snipes or a rapper, but the subject definitely deserves research. Well, not be me, but by someone. Note: It’s only …

I want to be a sex tape catburgler

Yes, Verne Troyer has a sex tape. Yes, it made it to the internet, and yes, it was supposedly stolen. All these sex tapes and every single one of them hitting the web because of theft. Is there a large cabal of sex tape thieves out there? How does one become a sex tape catburgler? I …

Seinfeld OK’s Carlin

I suppose that it’s nice that Jerry Seinfeld wrote a loving remembrance of George Carlin for the New York Times http://www.nytimes.com/2008/06/24/opinion/24seinfeld.htm?_r=1&oref=slogin But really what’s the point of someone applauding an artist for taking chances, always sticking his neck out, and risking angry derision, when you are in the same profession and have done absolutely none …