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Tiger Woods: Not Human After All

I earlier posited that Tiger Woods showed he was human in round three of the US Open but after reading the following on ESPN.com – I was wrong he is a terminator – sick. Hank Haney, Woods’ swing coach, said Wednesday that the world’s No. 1-ranked golfer defied his doctor’s advice and even predicted he’d …

Lenny Dykstra is still a complete moron!

For a long time I’ve been really depressed that I’m unwilling to be a cheat or a swindler, Lenny Dykstra doesn’t have that problem. Well, actually he could be honest and just extremely stupid. You decide which is worse. Here’s my dilemma. I know a lot about the stock market and even more about options. …

Lynda Carter on Trampoline

<iframe width=”560″ height=”315″ src=”https://www.youtube.com/embed/_QbAshANixU” frameborder=”0″ gesture=”media” allow=”encrypted-media” allowfullscreen></iframe>   This is truly epic. Perhaps my first orgasm who knows. I can’t believe I have finally found this, well and the fact that Howard Cosell used to announce it the same way he would a Heavyweight Title Fight. You can take your modern silicon enhanced beauties. …

The Women of Indiana Jones

Say what you will about Indy’s new adventure with crystal skulled aliens, (Can you really survive an atomic bomb by hiding in a refrigerator?) at least they brought back Karen Allen, whose Marion Ravenwood was one of the greatest female role models in action movie history. Then there was Kate Capshaw’s Willie from Temple of …

Spike Lee vs Clint Eastwood: Tale of the Tape

Spike v Clint This is very much like Ali-Liston, well if Ali had been the size of Verne Troyer. Spike talks constantly. Eastwood rarely says a word. Clint has Oscars. Spike deserved one for Do the Right Thing. Spike’s argument is silly and he’s just trying to promote his new movie. Much as I love …

Talk show host? Beware of the elderly

If you are a talk show host. Especially one that hates controversy like Jay Leno, you really need to avoid having older celebs on your show. Why? Older celebs pose the following two serious issues: 1. They are often completely out of touch with what is presently politically correct 2. If they know what is …