I earlier posited that Tiger Woods showed he was human in round three of the US Open but after reading the following on ESPN.com – I was wrong he is a terminator – sick. Hank Haney, Woods’ swing coach, said Wednesday that the world’s No. 1-ranked golfer defied his doctor’s advice and even predicted he’d …
For a long time I’ve been really depressed that I’m unwilling to be a cheat or a swindler, Lenny Dykstra doesn’t have that problem. Well, actually he could be honest and just extremely stupid. You decide which is worse. Here’s my dilemma. I know a lot about the stock market and even more about options. …
<iframe width=”560″ height=”315″ src=”https://www.youtube.com/embed/_QbAshANixU” frameborder=”0″ gesture=”media” allow=”encrypted-media” allowfullscreen></iframe> This is truly epic. Perhaps my first orgasm who knows. I can’t believe I have finally found this, well and the fact that Howard Cosell used to announce it the same way he would a Heavyweight Title Fight. You can take your modern silicon enhanced beauties. …
I’m in the process of watching The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford. Is it bad that the only thing I can think of while I watch it is the episode of the Brady Bunch where Bobby idolized Jesse James until he blew away the entire family on a train?
Then again sometimes I think Black Sheep were the greatest Rap Duo of all time. Yo, I had a mother fuckin’ dream, man What the fuck was the dream about Gee I dreamed that I was hard
Say what you will about Indy’s new adventure with crystal skulled aliens, (Can you really survive an atomic bomb by hiding in a refrigerator?) at least they brought back Karen Allen, whose Marion Ravenwood was one of the greatest female role models in action movie history. Then there was Kate Capshaw’s Willie from Temple of …
Aren’t archeologists supposed to preserve things from the past –Â every place this dude discovers eventually turns to wreckage and dust.
This was the first time I really realized that I was in love with Aimee Mann. This video played maybe once on MTV and I was lucky enough to catch it and it’s clever dot dot dot ellipse. Whatever is the most criminally mispromoted album of all time, and after my heart was shattered I …
I’m not the happiest I’ve ever been but an incredibly stupid movie summary is always worth a smile. I checked out the description for Bailey’s Billions on HBO, mostly because my cat was named Bailey. “Two embezzlers plot to steal a fortune inherited by a talking dog.” My love of Mr. Ed aside. I’d pay …
It was the first time I was ever in love, and I learned a lot, before that I had never even thought of killing myself.
Spike v Clint This is very much like Ali-Liston, well if Ali had been the size of Verne Troyer. Spike talks constantly. Eastwood rarely says a word. Clint has Oscars. Spike deserved one for Do the Right Thing. Spike’s argument is silly and he’s just trying to promote his new movie. Much as I love …
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If you are a talk show host. Especially one that hates controversy like Jay Leno, you really need to avoid having older celebs on your show. Why? Older celebs pose the following two serious issues: 1. They are often completely out of touch with what is presently politically correct 2. If they know what is …
Here’s where you know that you are in trouble and it’s not going to get any better. I’m on hold waiting for a REPRESENTATIVE (always refuse to answer questions and just say REPRESENTATIVE). Anyway, I’m on hold on a cell phone, which means I’m idiotically paying money to be on hold. About 15 minutes pass, …
You find someone to love and you hang on for dear life. The problems start when you lose your grip.
I’ll be shocked if someone isn’t getting paid to write this for Jay Leno as we speak. It was announced that Ed McMahon’s house was in foreclosure today. Grasping for his mail Ed told his banker it’s OK I may have just won ……. you know the rest.
