1. Isn’t this photo I’ve chosen unfair to all women? I found it on Wonkette. No way any web site would do this to a man running for office. Then again men don’t have breasts. 2. I suppose I should just be glad it wasn’t Ann Coulter 3. Isn’t it odd that John McCain spent …
Chad Johnson changed his last name to Ocho Cinco. He thinks he’s a trailblazer, but he’s apparently never heard of World B. Free. This makes him only half as insane as Shawn Merriman, who is planning on playing the year with a career threatening injury. Neither is very smart, but as usual I’m entertained.
My wallet has a jacket with both my driver’s license and that of my late Grandfather. Today I played poker at the new Horseshoe in Indiana. I turned my license in for a player’s card. “We gave you a card for your father too.” Hey, my father isn’t Tony Randle. So now my Grandfather can …
In the season premiere of Mad Men, Ubermensch Don Draper, well known for bagging numerous pneumatic hotties at once, had a little problem pleasing his super hot wife. How could this happen? Well, I bet the Viagra sponsorship of episode 2 may have had something to do with it.
Just had this entertaining conversation with a rep from the Northwestern Aquatic Center. “How much is admission for an alumni?” “12 dollars” “How do I prove I’m an alumni?” “Do you have a card?” “No, can you look me up online?” “No, sorry you’ll need to get a card” “Hmm, how much is admission if …
Just spent the week loitering in Cleveland and noticed this bit of inanity. A representative died and they will have to pay size money to replace her for a term of practically nothing during which time the new electee won’t even vote. Replacing Tubbs Jones could cost $5.5M August 23, 2008 15:03 EDT
Mr. T explains that his love of Snickers is not homophobic. Why he chooses Bill O’Reilly’s show to speak to the gay community remains a mystery.
I’ve always loved Sam Jackson, but I’ve always been amused by his career. He’s the anti-Chris Tucker (Three Rush Hour movies and nothing else in a decade). In the early part of Jackson’s career, he was in seemingly every independent film around for about three minutes – all the early Spike Lee movies plus infinitesimally …
The key scene in Jim Carrey’s, Andy Kauffman biopic, Man in the Moon plays out as follows.
Most people would lay low after being called a weed addict and an alcoholic in a divorce petition, not the always entertaining Bill Murray, who opened today’s Chicago Air and Water Show by parachuting in. Good on you Bill, you’re still the coolest man alive in my eyes.
I continue my life as Brian Wilson minus the money and catalog of classic works I recently decided that I was going to make sure I didn’t flake out in the middle of my new trading job by moving 15 boxes of books across 3 states. I was making a failure too expensive to suffer. Now, after quitting …
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The Donald bought Ed McMahon’s 4.6 million dollar house so Ed wouldn’t have to suffer the indignity of, I don’t know, living like a regular person. I hate to put down people when they are acting charitable, but … How about helping some hard working people who need a break? I know Ed’s sick, but …
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Apparently, it’s to never stop trying to jump onto my keyboard when I type and to semi-accidentally knock something off my desk. Will it be: The cell phone? The lighter? The dollar bill? The iPod? The Charles Oakley basketball card? The Col Klink Bobble Head? The ass tray full of cigarette butts? The mouse? The …
David Lee Roth has the best fake hair of anyone. So let the fun begin again.  Beat It – Michael Jackson The biggest value in music history: Eddie Van Halen tosses a solo onto a Michael Jackson song for free, Michael crosses over. The rest is history. Hot for Teacher – Van Halen “I don’t feel …
The execrable Quicksilver would probably not merit mention if I didn’t have personal unique experience with its subjects and surroundings. It would be like a lawyer refusing comment on the nonsense in The Firm, Legal Eagles, or any episode of Ally McBeal. Kevin Bacon plays an Options Trader on the floor of the Pacific Stock …
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