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Thoughts on Sarah Palin

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1. Isn’t this photo I’ve chosen unfair to all women? I found it on Wonkette. No way any web site would do this to a man running for office. Then again men don’t have breasts.

2. I suppose I should just be glad it wasn’t Ann Coulter

3. Isn’t it odd that John McCain spent so much time talking about Obama’s lack of experience and then chose a running mate that makes Obama look like some biblical ruler who lived for 600 years? The VP’s only real responsibility is to be around just in case the President kicks it, which isn’t that big of a deal with most candidates. McCain though is what - - 117? So this woman who was elected by 114,000 Alaskans (do they even count as Americans?) has a seriously legitimate chance of being President in two years! So be scared be very scared.

4. Oh, and her stands on abortion, gay marriage, guns, oil, and whatever else all suck.

5. Really, I would have preferred that McCain had chosen Madonna, but she isn’t a US citizen any more.

I love crazy athletes

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Chad Johnson changed his last name to Ocho Cinco. He thinks he’s a trailblazer, but he’s apparently never heard of World B. Free.

This makes him only half as insane as Shawn Merriman, who is planning on playing the year with a career threatening injury.

Neither is very smart, but as usual I’m entertained.

Anything about David Lee Roth makes me happy!

In the past, I’ve written that “Life was fun until David Lee Roth started to lose his hair,” but I was wrong.

I’m in a terrible mood, but wow this patched together video totally cheered me up.

Bravo to whoever put this together.

My late Grandfather is now a high roller

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My wallet has a jacket with both my driver’s license and that of my late Grandfather. Today I played poker at the new Horseshoe in Indiana. I turned my license in for a player’s card.

“We gave you a card for your father too.”

Hey, my father isn’t Tony Randle.

So now my Grandfather can gamble from the great beyond.

A guy asked me if my Grandfather used to gamble.

I replied, “He had a lot of money and gambled for small stakes. Sadly, exactly the opposite of me.”

Convention Politics

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“Hi, I’m your nominee for President. I’m going to say exactly what you want to hear and you are going to scream as if John Lennon and George Harrison rose from the dead and reunited the Beatles.”

Other than that I really liked Barack’s speech.