I can’t argue with this logic TI on Jimmy Kimmell: When people hear you got arrested for buying machine guns on the night of the BET awards, they are like “what was he thinking,” but when people hear you got shot the night of the BET awards, they are like “why didn’t he have some …
Monthly Archives: October 2008
The future Mrs Laidman?
Miss Teen Louisiana Lindsey Evans! Dana Plato is dead, but people keep repeating her mistakes. Lindsey skipped out on a $46 dollar dinner tab, but sadly forgot to take her pocket book with her. When she came back for her ID she was arrested for the dinner and for the weed she left behind with …
Where is Johnny Cochran when you need him?
Al get the Bronco running! OJ Simpson’s finally going to jail! Dude, age hits us all you can’t keep dodging those tackles forever. Was it really so hard to just sit there in Florida, play golf, and hide your money from Ron Goldman’s father? Were they trying him for this or what happened in 1994? …
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How does Manny do it?
No, I’m not wondering how he can hit so well, although how he golfed a pitch he seemed totally fooled by that almost bounced in front of the plate into the stands last night, is pretty mysterious. The thing I was wondering about last night was Manny’s helmet. I always figured that his Red Sox …
Shocking Tony Mandarich News
Apparently, Tony Mandarich used steroids in college, but stopped using them in the NFL. Insert all the jokes you read about Clay Aiken coming out in People Magazine.