Celebrity

Will someone please spay Michelle Duggar?

Brittany Murphy supposedly died of natural causes

I won’t cheat on you Elin!

Glen Beck’s New Sort of Movie

Adam Lambert Kissed a Guy and He’ll Probably Do It Again

God January Jones is hot

Carrie Prejean has been Palinized

Joe Halderman and his lawyer are scumbags

The ups and downs of being Kayne West

12 year old scores a million on Guitar Hero

It’s the year of Lou Diamond Phillips

Brad Pitt used to love weed

Eternal resting spot next to Marilyn Monroe to be auctioned

Ken Wahl vs Corinne Alphen: It’s tearing me apart

Reason 1,000,000 Charles Manson is a complete moron

The insanely hot Jennifer Aniston

The Mansons are hot again

Ryan O’Neal: Greatest Ladies Man Ever

Someone out there set McLovin straight

Leon: The King of Lip Synching

It’s the year of Lou Diamond Phillips

A good indication that your Celebrity Rehab didn’t take

Coolest Celebrity Decline

400 million dollars in debt!

Michael and Farrah are dead

Chastity Bono: Wow, this messes with my childhood memories

Suzanne Somers was never hot

Save Farrah

Someone cancel Gloria Allred’s People Magazine Subscription

Fantasies no longer granted

Barbara Walters interviews Patrick Swayze

Bill Murray – Orneriest Man Alive

Jennifer Aniston NOT nude on GQ cover

Pam Anderson for Attorney General

George Michael is toilet drug arrest

David Foster Wallace Succombs

My new rule of celebrity

Kate Hudson: Blah, Blah, Blah

Craig Wilson: Putting the Z in Zzzz

Jessica Simpson eats meat

Donald Trump bails out Ed McMahon: I’m not impressed

Bill Murray parachutes

I been pitying fools for 28 years Bill

Peter Cook: Horndog of the year

I want to be a sex tape catburgler

A touch of evil

Why Larry King gets the big bucks

Heath Ledger: My man crush is dead

Brad Renfro Dead

Wesley Snipes: Not as smart as I thought

Claude Shannon: Man of the 20th Century?

It’s awards season

Andy Warhol: No longer right

Poor Bruce Jenner

Dick Clark: Put the fucker down already

Leave the dimwitted chicks alone!

Miley Cyrus Apocalypse

Stephen King agrees with me

Watch the Fresh Prince – Boycott the JDL

Dr. Phil on mothering

Time for corporations to take some blame for child star flameouts

Nickleodeon Nightmare

Charming or Scary?

The ever classy New York Post

Fad Alert: Paris Hilton buys a hybrid

Kevin Spacey: Mr. Ego

Diamond Dave did it

If you are going to go Columbine

Does this mean that Kiefer Sutherland gets his own jail?

Ben Mezrich: Chronicler of the new age or still a fiction writer

Barbara Walters fascinated by Don Imus?

Wife asks court to declare Fossett dead

Damn! Third Generation Presley Hottie!

Free Mickey Rourke

Lance dates Ashley

Another so called racist bites the dust

Florida vs Joe Francis

Pam Anderson Weds in Vegas

Nicole Ritchie: How not to cure Anorexia

The Torment of Being Married to Halle Berry

Elton John Owns Bad Photos

Chelsea Clinton Photo Causes NYC Ruckus

Drunk Driving Stars Must Go

A Sad Day for the 8 People in the World who Like Mimes

Who Really Has the Most Toys?

Sympathy for the Devil LA Justice

A Psychopath with a Sense of Humor?

Dina Lohan: Has Anyone Ever Lost a Debate This Quickly?

Should OJ Get Bail?

Britney: Let’s Just Move On

Update: Idiotic Search for Fossett Continues

Kathy Griffin: “Suck it, Jesus.”

Pam Anderson Sets Price

Crazy Charlie: Still America’s Favorite Mass Murderer

The Important Stuff CNN.com Keeps You Up On!

Stop Looking For Steve Fossett

Spiiiinnnnn Control!!!!

Owen Wilson

Celebrity Disease

Kneel Before Oprah and Kiss Her Ring

Give Lindsey Her Money Back

Los Angeles under Siege

The Unholy Trinity