Will someone please spay Michelle Duggar?
Brittany Murphy supposedly died of natural causes
Adam Lambert Kissed a Guy and He’ll Probably Do It Again
Carrie Prejean has been Palinized
Joe Halderman and his lawyer are scumbags
The ups and downs of being Kayne West
12 year old scores a million on Guitar Hero
It’s the year of Lou Diamond Phillips
Eternal resting spot next to Marilyn Monroe to be auctioned
Ken Wahl vs Corinne Alphen: It’s tearing me apart
Reason 1,000,000 Charles Manson is a complete moron
The insanely hot Jennifer Aniston
Ryan O’Neal: Greatest Ladies Man Ever
Someone out there set McLovin straight
Leon: The King of Lip Synching
It’s the year of Lou Diamond Phillips
A good indication that your Celebrity Rehab didn’t take
Chastity Bono: Wow, this messes with my childhood memories
Someone cancel Gloria Allred’s People Magazine Subscription
Barbara Walters interviews Patrick Swayze
Bill Murray – Orneriest Man Alive
Jennifer Aniston NOT nude on GQ cover
Pam Anderson for Attorney General
George Michael is toilet drug arrest
Craig Wilson: Putting the Z in Zzzz
Donald Trump bails out Ed McMahon: I’m not impressed
I been pitying fools for 28 years Bill
Peter Cook: Horndog of the year
I want to be a sex tape catburgler
Why Larry King gets the big bucks
Heath Ledger: My man crush is dead
Wesley Snipes: Not as smart as I thought
Claude Shannon: Man of the 20th Century?
Dick Clark: Put the fucker down already
Leave the dimwitted chicks alone!
Watch the Fresh Prince – Boycott the JDL
Time for corporations to take some blame for child star flameouts
Fad Alert: Paris Hilton buys a hybrid
If you are going to go Columbine
Does this mean that Kiefer Sutherland gets his own jail?
Ben Mezrich: Chronicler of the new age or still a fiction writer
Barbara Walters fascinated by Don Imus?
Wife asks court to declare Fossett dead
Damn! Third Generation Presley Hottie!
Another so called racist bites the dust
Nicole Ritchie: How not to cure Anorexia
The Torment of Being Married to Halle Berry
Chelsea Clinton Photo Causes NYC Ruckus
A Sad Day for the 8 People in the World who Like Mimes
Sympathy for the Devil LA Justice
A Psychopath with a Sense of Humor?
Dina Lohan: Has Anyone Ever Lost a Debate This Quickly?
Update: Idiotic Search for Fossett Continues
Kathy Griffin: “Suck it, Jesus.”
Crazy Charlie: Still America’s Favorite Mass Murderer
The Important Stuff CNN.com Keeps You Up On!
Stop Looking For Steve Fossett