Will someone please spay Michelle Duggar?
Brittany Murphy supposedly died of natural causes
I won’t cheat on you Elin!
Glen Beck’s New Sort of Movie
Adam Lambert Kissed a Guy and He’ll Probably Do It Again
God January Jones is hot
Carrie Prejean has been Palinized
Joe Halderman and his lawyer are scumbags
The ups and downs of being Kayne West
12 year old scores a million on Guitar Hero
It’s the year of Lou Diamond Phillips
Brad Pitt used to love weed
Eternal resting spot next to Marilyn Monroe to be auctioned
Ken Wahl vs Corinne Alphen: It’s tearing me apart
Reason 1,000,000 Charles Manson is a complete moron
The insanely hot Jennifer Aniston
The Mansons are hot again
Ryan O’Neal: Greatest Ladies Man Ever
Someone out there set McLovin straight
Leon: The King of Lip Synching
A good indication that your Celebrity Rehab didn’t take
Coolest Celebrity Decline
400 million dollars in debt!
Michael and Farrah are dead
Chastity Bono: Wow, this messes with my childhood memories
Suzanne Somers was never hot
Someone cancel Gloria Allred’s People Magazine Subscription
Fantasies no longer granted
Barbara Walters interviews Patrick Swayze
Bill Murray – Orneriest Man Alive
Jennifer Aniston NOT nude on GQ cover
Pam Anderson for Attorney General
George Michael is toilet drug arrest
David Foster Wallace Succombs
My new rule of celebrity
Kate Hudson: Blah, Blah, Blah
Craig Wilson: Putting the Z in Zzzz
Jessica Simpson eats meat
Donald Trump bails out Ed McMahon: I’m not impressed
Bill Murray parachutes
I been pitying fools for 28 years Bill
Peter Cook: Horndog of the year
I want to be a sex tape catburgler
A touch of evil
Why Larry King gets the big bucks
Heath Ledger: My man crush is dead
Brad Renfro Dead
Wesley Snipes: Not as smart as I thought
Claude Shannon: Man of the 20th Century?
It’s awards season
Andy Warhol: No longer right
Poor Bruce Jenner
Dick Clark: Put the fucker down already
Leave the dimwitted chicks alone!
Miley Cyrus Apocalypse
Stephen King agrees with me
Watch the Fresh Prince – Boycott the JDL
Dr. Phil on mothering
Time for corporations to take some blame for child star flameouts
Charming or Scary?
The ever classy New York Post
Fad Alert: Paris Hilton buys a hybrid
Kevin Spacey: Mr. Ego
Diamond Dave did it
If you are going to go Columbine
Does this mean that Kiefer Sutherland gets his own jail?
Ben Mezrich: Chronicler of the new age or still a fiction writer
Barbara Walters fascinated by Don Imus?
Wife asks court to declare Fossett dead
Damn! Third Generation Presley Hottie!
Free Mickey Rourke
Lance dates Ashley
Another so called racist bites the dust
Florida vs Joe Francis
Pam Anderson Weds in Vegas
Nicole Ritchie: How not to cure Anorexia
The Torment of Being Married to Halle Berry
Elton John Owns Bad Photos
Chelsea Clinton Photo Causes NYC Ruckus
Drunk Driving Stars Must Go
A Sad Day for the 8 People in the World who Like Mimes
Who Really Has the Most Toys?
Sympathy for the Devil LA Justice
A Psychopath with a Sense of Humor?
Dina Lohan: Has Anyone Ever Lost a Debate This Quickly?
Should OJ Get Bail?
Britney: Let’s Just Move On
Update: Idiotic Search for Fossett Continues
Kathy Griffin: “Suck it, Jesus.”
Pam Anderson Sets Price
Crazy Charlie: Still America’s Favorite Mass Murderer
The Important Stuff CNN.com Keeps You Up On!
Stop Looking For Steve Fossett
Kneel Before Oprah and Kiss Her Ring
Give Lindsey Her Money Back
Los Angeles under Siege
The Unholy Trinity