Movie Columns

Funniest tale of a mortal descent into heroin oblivion ever

Roger Ebert has slowed down

Dumbest Poll Ever

Don’t Free Roman Polanski

John Waters on Leslie Van Houten and the Mansons is shockingly thoughtful

Wow, John Hughes is dead

Karl Malden sadly dies young at 97

Jackie Chan is a Fascist – Who Knew?

Fewer than 24 reasons my post Felicity readers aren’t impressed

People for Prop 8

This year even the Oscar’s have been outsourced

Shouldn’t the Oscar’s have a best nude scene catagory?

Kunio Kato rules!!

Random 2009 Oscar thoughts

Hugh Jackman sucks without the adamantium claws

Finding it impossible to care about the Oscars

Taken: My New Response to Everything

Clint Eastwood for Best Actor

My Gran Torino Mistake

Want to kill Hitler?

I spoil Valkyrie for you

My Genius Original Script Idea

No one promotes a movie like Jim Carrey

More inane movie blurbs

Don’t Free Roman Polanski

I want myyyyyy son back

Flash of Genius

Sorry Paul

Tom Cruise is crazy but he can act

Religulous – finally, a reason not to wait for DVD

The truth about romantic comedies

Darth Vader sues George Lucas for defamation of character

No part too small for Samuel Jackson

Nice lie Alfred 

Someone really needs to be given credit for this

Not the intent of the film maker

The Women of Indiana Jones

Indiana Jones: Archeological Vandal

Smile Moron

Spike Lee vs Clint Eastwood: The Tale of the Tape

My two most devastating movie moments

The proper business attitude by Ricky Fitz

Spike Lee has a movie to promote

It’s so not true what they say about Speed Racer

Bourne Mystery

Why Richard Kimble was found guilty

That stalker vibe

21: Vegas never really loses

Rose: a Titanic Bitch

Another Glimpse at Witness

No Country for Old Men Best Picture

Terry Gilliam still cursed

True Life Inspirational Teacher Movies

Jimmy Fallon in Taxi

On Capra, Angels and Bells

The Shawshank Trick Never Fails

The Most Gratuitous Shot in Movie History

Political Correctness run rampant

The Movie that Killed

First Images of Speed Racer

Vincent Gallo really needs you to know he’s well endowed

Days of Denzel Rage: Throwdown I’d like to see

More John Cusack Stalking

How exactly do you protect the Chicago River from LSD contamination?


The Jedi are child molesters!

Morgan Freeman: Master Narrator

The Patriot

The New Clint Eastwood Movie

The Game Plan

Me and Paul Giamatti

Another Great Movie Blurb

The Single Greatest Movie Review Ever

Colin Farrell: I Just Don’t Get It

From Tom to Leo: The Torch Has Been Passed to Someone Smarter

My Movie Rules

AFI’s 100 Years … 100 Passions

Leni Riefenstahl

Even Two Sequels Later Depp > The Oscars

It’s So Not True What They Say about Clark Kent

It’s True What They Say about the Devil Weed

Film as Propaganda – Art, trash, heroism, treason, evil?

Memo to Sandler Et Al. : Stop Remaking Good Movies