Atheists Are Arrogant - Agnostics Are Pussies

Mathematically, it’s a pretty bad idea not to believe in God. Even if the probability that there is a God is as little as 1%, who wants to play Russian Roulette with eternal happiness vs. eternal torment. Atheists have to be pretty damn arrogant to blow off a free lottery ticket like that just to be able to feel superior about being men of reason. When it comes down to looking inside of souls, there are hundreds of millions more true atheists than the ones who admit to it in public.
Of course, these idiots who claim to be agnostics are really pussies. They are atheists, who refuse to give up the free lottery ticket. I doubt there is a God, but if there is “Hell yes I want in!” Take a stand you pussies! I guess I’m an agnostic.
The new fad is to say that you aren’t religious, but that you are spiritual. I have no idea what that even means. Maybe that’s my problem.

“As low as 1%.”
What about something much closer to 0%? Something like exactly 0%?
The problem with Pascal’s Wager is that it assumes that there are only two choices-your god and no god and that this deity rewards on faith, yet there are thousands of gods that are worshipped on the planet and supposing the afterlife does exist then the deity judging you could just as plausibly be Ra or Allah then someone devoted their life worshipping a delusion and still went to eternal torment. Also, religion drains someone’s time and energy which could be given to real people which someone can see and touch.