Paul Lewis doesn’t have miracle water like Peter Popoff
No he actually has miracle “olive oil soap”
If you use Dr. Paul’s miracle soap you don’t get cash like you do with Popoff, but a lot of cool stuff can still happen. Lewis is this dude from Jamaica. He looks kind of like Mike Tyson’s brother if he had a labotomy. He says stuff like “Jesus care for you.”
I know. I know, you want to know what you get by using the soap. Well, the soap cures Cancer, AIDs, Leukemia, and just about any disease known to man. It even cured a woman who was legally blind, which seemed odd, because if I were legally blind, I wouldn’t be putting soap into my eyes.
You say you are healthy? Check this. If you have a relative in jail, the soap will set him free! I’m not exactly sure why Jesus and God want to free a bunch of rapists and murderers, but apparently this is really good soap.
The next time you hear about someone being bilked out of their savings with some ingeniously evil scam. Say to yourself like I do. At least they didn’t use a Bible.