Not to repeat myself, but there is a special place in hell reserved for non-essential plastic surgeons and the sellers of products that spur hair growth and penis size.

Prolixus somehow doesn’t make you larger, it makes you wider or girthier or whatever.

I just heard a commercial for it and was caught up in the special absurd genius of the bonus product you get with your purchase.

It was a measuring device so that you could “chart your progress.” I don’t know why I find that funny, but I do.