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Stop Looking for Steve Fossett

Why is something called the Nevada Civil Air Patrol out looking for billionaire Steve Fossett? If you have a billion dollars and want to live like the Evel Knieval of long distance ballooning, then you should have your own Civil Air Patrol. No one seems to mention who is paying for all of this. He’s …

Countdown with Keith Olbermann

This show is really playing havoc with my conspiracy theories. If the Government really were as evil and incompetent as I and Keith believe them to be, would he really still be alive? Maybe the Government is so evil that it knows that nothing Keith Olbermann could throw at them really matters, and it makes …

Haysbert in ‘08

Actor/Politician Fred Thompson has entered the Presidential race. I believe he is second in the polls among Republicans because apparently people thought he came across very intelligently on Law and Order. If he had played a crook instead of a lawyer then I’m sure he’d be much lower. I fully support Republican candidates to use …

Whoopi’s First Day on the View

To welcome Whoopi, the View sent some cameramen to a mall to beg people to talk about how much they love Whoopi, as if the overwhelming demand for her continued film career wasn’t enough evidence. One of the guys who loved Whoopi was in a Santa Clause costume. Dude, it’s September 4th. Can we halt …

Dr. Paul Lewis: Jesus Care For You

Paul Lewis doesn’t have miracle water like Peter Popoff Paul Popoff No, he actually has miracle “olive oil soap” Paul Lewis Ministries If you use Dr. Paul’s miracle soap you don’t get cash like you do with Popoff, but a lot of cool stuff can still happen. Lewis is this dude from Jamaica. He looks …

The Late Bill Hicks

This quote really amuses me. It’s from GQ magazine article on Doug Stanhope. “There’s a kind of Olympic Torch of extreme American comedy, which passed from Lenny Bruce, through Richard Pryor and Sam Kinison, among others, the late Bill Hicks. Doug Stanhope is its latest, and equally brilliant, bearer.” I don’t disagree. I just think …

From Tom to Leo: The Torch Has Been Passed to Someone Smarter

There are usually one or two actors in Hollywood that never have to risk doing a completely lame commercially corrupt movie. Tom Hanks has one of those spots, but he had to fight for it. Bosom Buddies, Bachelor Party, Turner & Hootch, playing the horrifically named Pep Streeback in Dragnet,  these are not usually the …