The coolest award show appearance ever was made by Jim Carrey, who went method and remained in character all night. Seemingly, Jim was enraged that Val Kilmer got to play Jim Morrison on screen, and decided to show Oliver Stone and the world what might have been. Carrey was definitely doing the Fat Elvis version …
Monthly Archives: November 2007
Thing to be Happy About 11/24
The Masturbating Bear
Things to be depressed about 11/24
What better way to keep a small audience riveted than being constantly hopeful and upbeat. “I’ll show him a man without hope is a man without fear!” – The Kingpin redefining Daredevil’s nickname.
Dreams
Once my dreams were be lovely idylls of possibility. Now they are just haunting painful reminders of what could have been.
Mitch Hedberg: Duck’s best friend
Screw Thanksgiving
? I’m not a big fan of this holiday.
Cinemorgue
I love web sites chock full of worthless trivia. Cinemorgue is just such a site.
Someone tell Martin Scorsese to call William Russ
William Russ is a working actor, but I wish he were more than that.
God Bless Oscar, Mr. Rogers and Mr. Bunny Rabbit
Here’s how random my thought processes can be when I’m suitable relaxed and watching TV. The Quick and the Dead is on AMC. I always thought this was a strange movie.
The Jedi are child molesters!
Please don’t shoot me I’m just the messenger.
Tales of the Dread Pirate Roberts
Watched the Princess Bride with my niece and nephew – I’ve seen it before as you can tell.
Reading Time With Calvin and Hobbes
My niece Nicole and her brother Ricky are in town and we read some Calvin and Hobbes. They particularly enjoyed any mentions of mucus and vermin. Of course, they can read the dinosaur parts better than I can. I’ve always thought it was pretty funny all these kids learning all about dinosaurs. What is more …
Damn! Third Generation Presley Hottie!
Riley Keough!
Ricky Williams’ Rehab
Counselor: Weed is bad – Football is good Ricky: It is? Ricky’s Agent: Weed Bad – Football good! Ricky: How many keys does my salary equal again? Ricky’s Agent whispers in Ricky’s ear Ricky: (sob) weed bad – football good.
ENB Announces the World’s Smartest Loser Contest!!!
I’m throwing down the Gauntlet! Are you a smarter loser than me? $50 Dollars First Prize, because that’s all I can afford!