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Monthly Archives: January 2008
Don’t Be Cruel
This is a neat clip of one of Elvis’ last performances on the Ed Sullivan show. There’s three things that I really like about it.
Jon Brion: I come from Jersey
Jon Brion when faced with a Bruce Springsteen request on New Year’s Eve 2007 improvised this Bruce parody after noting that he too was from Jersey, but never found much about it to sing or write about. It’s not Tweeter and the Monkey Man, but he made it up on the spot.
Who’s the bigger goof
My money is on the bald guy with the ill fitting hat.
God Bless Salieri, Ed Wood and the Worst Blogger on the Internet
Salieri: Mediocrities everywhere, now and to come: I absolve you all! Amen! Amen! Amen! I’ve written this book of opinions called This Is Your Brain on Pop. It’s my second book of opinions called This Is Your Brain on Pop, but this one has the following dedication:
Inside The Actor’s Studio’s Funniest Line Ever
James Lipton to Dave Chappelle as if he were discussing Shakespeare’s King Lear: Who was the inspiration for I want to piss on you?
Happy Birthday E
We’re lost in a cloud With too much rain We’re trapped in a world That’s troubled with pain But as long as a man Has the strength to dream He can redeem his soul and fly
It’s Award Season
There’s some piece of nonsense on VH1 right now. There are dressed up people patting other dressed up people on the back for extraordinary pieces of sheer heroic art, you know like Cuba Gooding Jrs last Hanes commercial with Michael Jordan. Ross Matthews, the real life Pee Wee Herman and Jay Leno’s Larry “Bud” Melman, …
Coming Soon to an After-School Special Near You
TYLER, Texas (AP) — A man killed his girlfriend, then filleted and cooked parts of her body before calling police to tell them what he was doing, authorities said Sunday. Sometimes, all you have is the ability to say I’m not the most mentally disturbed man on the face of the planet. My question is …
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Andy Warhol: No Longer Right
Everybody is starting to become famous for longer than 15 minutes. No even remotely famous person ever goes away anymore and after their fifteen minutes all you start to feel is a big hangover. Verne Troyer and China Doll won’t even go away what hope do we have against the unholy trinity (Britney, Lindsey, and Paris). Once the Heidi …
Jon Brion: A Cheerful Revolution
Poor Bruce Jenner
Top 25 Men Who Look Like Old Lesbians The final attack on Bruce here is perhaps the meanest thing I’ve ever seen on the internet that didn’t have any profanity or pornography.
Atheists Are Arrogant – Agnostics Are Pussies
Mathematically, it’s a pretty bad idea not to believe in God. Even if the probability that there is a God is as little as 1%, who wants to play Russian Roulette with eternal happiness vs. eternal torment. Atheists have to be pretty damn arrogant to blow off a free lottery ticket like that just to be able …
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Roger Clemens Loses a Fishing Buddy
I found two things interesting about Roger Clemens 60 Minutes segment with a shaky old Mike Wallace.
Free Firefighter Robin Garrison
Firefighter entrapped Look this man was clearly entrapped. I’m not in favor in any way of sick dudes running around exposing themselves, but if a topless woman puts her leg on your shoulder and asks to see your penis, you show it to her! Someone has to stick up for us 42 year old males.