LAUDERHILL, Florida (AP) — A 12-year-old boy beat a toddler to death with a baseball bat because she was crying while he was trying to watch TV, authorities said. The boy, who was not identified, was arrested Saturday on first-degree murder charges, Lauderhill police spokesman Lt. Mike Cochran said.
Sucks to be a celebrity these days with the Internet and the number of bored people with blogs in the world, but despite the fact that it’s all an inane tempest in a teapot maybe David Cross deserves it.
Idiot I’m hip I play bass guitar – see me jam with the band!
My cat is dying so I’m in a particularly bad mood, but I’ve always hated this piece of capitalist demon spawn. I’ll be happy when he dies and hopefully Ryan Seacrest goes with him.
I’ll probably look pretty silly if she winds up dead of an overdose in a few months, but I have a feeling that the recent Britney Spears custody/hospitalization debacle is more of a case of lawyers and judges and media being out of control than Britney being a worse mother and role model than Courtney …
Dane Cook Breaks Comedy Record Jan. 3, 2008, 5:58 PM EST The Associated Press LOS ANGELES — Dane Cook broke a Laugh Factory endurance record set less than a month ago by Dave Chappelle. In what is becoming a heated battle between the two comedians, Cook told jokes at the Sunset Strip comedy club for …
I’ve often been accused of hyperbole, but tonight was something akin to a communal religious experience for me. Here’s the way it should always be. The crowd is reverently silent. Jon starts grooving to the music, his head rocks back and his eyes roll into the back of his head like he’s just felt the …
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* Mitch Hedberg Well, I have a job interview 1/3 at 8:30 AM and I was feeling a little bit sick. Some people would have skipped the Jon Brion show. Me I walked out into the freezing Chicago cold at 2:45 AM sniffling. I think I made the right choice.
There’s an odd point in time when I see Jon Brion play, when I realize that although I love his unbelievable musical chops, his delightful and charming sense of humor, his love of all things pop, and the wonderful way he says motherfucker, that the reason his music hits me so hard is that he’s …
Bob Dylan has nothing to do with this Zombies song, but that picture seemed romantic to me right now The warmth of your love is like the warmth of the sun and this will be our year took a long time to come
Warning: Much as I don’t want to be the “This is how you should behave at a Jon show” guy, there’s going to be a lot of that. New Year’s Eve seems to be the only day of the year, where I’m the most mature guy in the room, and I hate when people make …
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