I was driving to the barber.
I’m bald and yes, I’m so lazy I go to a barber. It is sadly the only real social interaction I get.
Pulling in, I got a phone call and answered it.
“Hi, I’m Ann and I’m calling about the information you requested about getting $26,000 in free disability payments.”
I didn’t request any information, but yeah, I’ll take $26,000 for free.
It didn’t sound like a person though.
I said, “Are you a person?”
Ann said, “Funny, I’ve never been asked that before.”
I said, “You are a computer.”
Ann hung up.
Postdate: Forty minutes after I wrote this someone else named Ann called me from a different company. Someone must have done a marketing study about that name.
