I love Ozzie Guillen

In today’s era of play not to lose, and don’t say anything that could be construed as interesting (see Bill Belichick) I wish every manager was Ozzie Guillen. In fact I’m ready to pay for the service that lets Ozzie converse uncensored like Howard Stern. Meanwhile play the Ozzie Guillen fill in the expletive game.

“I got Cubs fans who are friends. I say (expletive) you. The Cubs fans, they’re cocky. They’ve been (expletive) for a lot of years, but they’re cocky. They let you know they’re number one in town. But I got a lot of friends with the Cubs. Lou Piniella, I love that man. That’s my goal—manage that many years. The best thing that happened to (expletive) Chicago is Lou Piniella and Ozzie Guillen in the same (expletive) town. (Expletive) the boring-(expletive) guys every day. Some people have to be politically correct, some people have to be (expletive) up. That’s Lou Piniella and Ozzie Guillen.”