Yes, Verne Troyer has a sex tape. Yes, it made it to the internet, and yes, it was supposedly stolen. All these sex tapes and every single one of them hitting the web because of theft. Is there a large cabal of sex tape thieves out there? How does one become a sex tape catburgler? I think I might be good at it.
What… no link?
Oh, he had a LITTLE sex did he? The woman he paid must be horrified.