
I hate to sound like a pig, but stop trying to titillate me with headlines about actresses appearing nude. Nude is showing your naughty stuff not covering it up seductively. Nude is what you do when your career hits the Dana Plato level. Ok, I admit, she looks pretty good, but false advertising is false advertising.
Nude is what Angelina Jolie did all over the movie Gia. If Jen wants the big man back, I suggest she star in Gia 2: The Reckoning.
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