Site icon Brad Laidman: Elvis Needs Boats

Leave the dimwitted chicks alone!

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I’ll probably look pretty silly if she winds up dead of an overdose in a few months, but I have a feeling that the recent Britney Spears custody/hospitalization debacle is more of a case of lawyers and judges and media being out of control than Britney being a worse mother and role model than Courtney Love. Honestly, I don’t really get the whole fascination with Britney – she’s not that hot, she’s not that talented, she’s not even that big of a train wreck. Her last year says more negative stuff about our out of control media and our fascination with celebrity than it does about Britney.

In other inane news, Lindsey Lohan was spotted drinking champagne on New Year’s Eve in Italy where she was receiving an honor for her contribution to the movie industry at the Capri Film Festival on Sunday.

Her “contribution to the movie industry?” Jesus, tits and ass make us all completely fucking insane.