Just went to Borders looking for a book on David Bowie, which they didn’t have. They did however have the amazing new release Dancing to the Music in my Head: Memoirs of the People’s Idol by Sanjaya Malakar! What could be a more edifying read than the story of a reality show contestant, who finished seventh, who has a non-disclosure agreement that prevents him from revealing anything interesting about the reality show that made him famous?
My guess is that even that hysterically crying young girl is over Sanjaya by now.