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My Genius Original Script Idea

I always pitch script ideas to my friend Grant, and he always says “Who would want to watch that besides you?” So I think I’ve finally come up with something that I’m sure would

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More inane movie blurbs

I’ve now seen this commercial for some “Mummy” DVD about 100 times (which doesn’t say much for how much I get out, but …) – I think it’s Mummy 3, but for all I

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I hate the Cleveland Browns

Truth be told I stopped rooting for this team the day they cut Bernie Kosar. When the team first left it was just icing on the cake, but now our relationship has moved from

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Where was the Secret Service?

Isn’t it every Secret Service agent’s dream to take a shoe for the President? Where were these dudes when the Buster Browns were being fired? Obama better forget health care and reorganize his security

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Pam Anderson for Attorney General

I like to consider myself a pop culture satirist. Today is a sad day for me, because I can think of absolutely nothing to say about this letter of “advice” that Pamela Anderson wrote

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Care for a migraine?

This should be number one on products you don’t need. I was just at the library – er bookstore and saw that they are selling a puzzle of the Beatles’ White Album. I suppose

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