RIP Dock Ellis
It takes a very special guy to throw a no hitter on LSD They don’t make em like they used to
It takes a very special guy to throw a no hitter on LSD They don’t make em like they used to
I always pitch script ideas to my friend Grant, and he always says “Who would want to watch that besides you?” So I think I’ve finally come up with something that I’m sure would
I’ve now seen this commercial for some “Mummy” DVD about 100 times (which doesn’t say much for how much I get out, but …) – I think it’s Mummy 3, but for all I
Truth be told I stopped rooting for this team the day they cut Bernie Kosar. When the team first left it was just icing on the cake, but now our relationship has moved from
I’ve been hearing that Roger Clemens might not make the Hall of Fame – so I’m opening my own Hall of Shame – possibly in Scranton, Pennsylvania or Compton, California. Along with Clemens, our
Isn’t it every Secret Service agent’s dream to take a shoe for the President? Where were these dudes when the Buster Browns were being fired? Obama better forget health care and reorganize his security
“Stuff those people! There’s no way I’ll ever get involved with that son-of-a-doggn’ group. All they want is my money.” This wasn’t just a hurried view. Elvis spent a lot of time studying various
I hate to sound like a pig, but stop trying to titillate me with headlines about actresses appearing nude. Nude is showing your naughty stuff not covering it up seductively. Nude is what you
“Hey, I believe in Jesus Christ and if you don’t that’s OK because you’re going to fry like a Jimmy Dean Pork Sausage on Judgement Day,”
Axl Rose finally released Chinese Democracy – now I know that the world is finally coming to an end.
I like to consider myself a pop culture satirist. Today is a sad day for me, because I can think of absolutely nothing to say about this letter of “advice” that Pamela Anderson wrote
This should be number one on products you don’t need. I was just at the library – er bookstore and saw that they are selling a puzzle of the Beatles’ White Album. I suppose