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Dr. Phil on mothering

Dr. Phil: We know the Spears family, particularly the parents. An asset that Britney and Jamie Lynn both have is a great and dedicated mother. Isn’t the definition of a great and dedicated mother

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Nightswimming

This short story is basically the first real thing I ever tried to write around 1987. I turned it in to some school journal and wasn’t chosen to be in it. I’m mostly Chris,

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C.C. Deville Is Love Sick!

This is my pitch for a new reality show This would be like Bret Michaels Rock of Love with a twist. We would find an over the hill, single, posing, hair metal, has been,

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Kiss and Disneyland

I used to have a next door neighbor, whose two favorite things were the band Kiss and Disneyland, which I always found odd because when I think of the two, the only thing that

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Final Proof That I’m Cursed

I give up. God just hates me. I’ve been trying to meet this writer for the Cleveland Plain Dealer, Michael Heaton for like 15 years now. In 1992, I sent my mother to tape

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Steroid Enigmas

See steroids have been a problem for so long that Phil Hartman was alive at the time! Now that a prominent pitcher has been accused of juicing, I’ve now heard that both batting statistics and

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George Carlin

Carlin isn’t like Lenny Bruce because he’s profane. He’s like Bruce because he is fascinated with words and enraged at the way they are used to keep people down. There’s a group of people

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Paparazzi Hypocrites

I just watched an 8 minute piece on CNN purporting to take a serious look at whether paparazzi are out of control after a run in recently with Julia Roberts. The piece ends with

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