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Nickleodeon Nightmare

Jamie-Lynn Spears is pregnant at 16. I’m sure that people at the top of the Nickleodeon pyramid are losing their mind. These “innocent” teen stars are big money. With this and their recent High

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Maybe it’s just all chemicals

It’s odd sometimes I really feel so confident and excited to be alive that I think I’m practically the next Martin Luther King. Right now, despite the fact that I just won $500 playing

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John Lennon Ruined Me

My favorite John Lennon vocals are the early ones with the killer bridges. The one’s where you could tell that every night of his life he longed for the ultimate love to come and

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The Shawshank Trick Never Fails

ELIZABETH, New Jersey (AP) — Two inmates escaped from a county jail, hiding the holes they made in the walls by putting up photos of bikini-clad women, officials said. When are prison officials going

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Elvis Gladys and Me

I’m 42 today. It’s the same age that both Elvis Presley and his mother Gladys died. A lot of people say he missed her so much that he didn’t want to live any longer

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Massacre at Central High

  Heathers came out in 1988, and though I’ve never seen it mentioned, its author had to have seen this movie from 1976, because it’s basically the same movie minus the late ‘80’s jaded

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Charming or Scary?

For some odd reason I’ve been downloading episodes of the show Lou Grant lately from iTunes. Eventually, I was like that Linda Kelsey sure is perky and cute, so I went over to imdb

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Shaking Hands with Heroes

I’ve stood in line to shake the hands of only two people in my life, Ray Davies and Muhammad Ali. Both were at book signings, and I highly recommend both. I had already purchased

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The ever classy New York Post

They ran the punriffic headline “Ike ‘Beats’ Tina to Death” the other day. Letting us all know that Ike Turner both died first and used to beat Tina. I’m sort of amused, but karmically I

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