Nude photo emerges of ‘High School Musical’ star
Well, at least she’s 18.
This is important news. Thank God CNN is there to cover it.
The way you know that CNN is an important news agency is that they never give you the money shot. They never tell you where to find the scandalous photos.
It’s such a fine line between news and porn these days.
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