Cleveland Brown Employee of the Month: Hi, is this Mr. Belichick?
Bill Belichick: Yes, you know Art and I go way back, I always pick up your calls directly. Only you and Jon Bon Jovi.
EOM: Well …
BB: I’m not taking that kicker.
EOM: No ..
BB: I am interested in Gordon.
EOM: Good …
BB: Why do you guys keep calling me?
EOM: You are the only number we have on speed dial.
BB: Ok, let’s cut to the chase. We like winners in New England. We’re not sure despite Gordon’s past performance and really cheap contract that we are willing to take him on.
EOM: We just want him gone faster than Ron Harper.
BB: You do realize I respect loyalty?
EOM: Yes, that’s why we call you first.
BB: Ok, great. You do realize I cut your most town’s most loyal athlete, treated him like dirt, got fired, did the same thing here, and I have too many rings to count?
EOM: Yes, it was in my employee orientation yesterday.
BB: Ok, sing the Patriot Fight Song three times, and I’ll have the papers personally couriered to you to be signed by the time you are done.
EOM: Great!
BB: One more thing.
EOM: Oh, sorry, thanks Bill. We love your press demeanor during the mandatory Super Bowl sess..
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