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First Annual Baseball Hall of Shame Inductions

I’ve been hearing that Roger Clemens might not make the Hall of Fame – so I’m opening my own Hall of Shame – possibly in Scranton, Pennsylvania or Compton, California. Along with Clemens, our initial induction class will include: Pete Rose: All Time Hit Leader Barry Bonds: All Time Home Run Leader Joe Jackson: Second …

Elvis on Scientology – Keep your Thetans to yourself

“Stuff those people! There’s no way I’ll ever get involved with that son-of-a-doggn’ group. All they want is my money.” This wasn’t just a hurried view. Elvis spent a lot of time studying various religions and theories of spiritualism in search for the answers to life’s bigger questions. Sadly, the only real solution he came up …

Jennifer Aniston NOT nude on GQ cover

I hate to sound like a pig, but stop trying to titillate me with headlines about actresses appearing nude. Nude is showing your naughty stuff not covering it up seductively. Nude is what you do when your career hits the Dana Plato level. Ok, I admit, she looks pretty good, but false advertising is false …