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Want to kill Hitler?

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Get this guy!

I spoil Valkyrie for you

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Tom Cruise DOES kill Hitler - Katie Holmes and Suri applaud! Nationwide promo tour follows climaxing with an electric appearance on Oprah, where she thanks Tom for ridding the world of evil.

RIP Dock Ellis

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It takes a very special guy to throw a no hitter on LSD

They don’t make em like they used to

My Genius Original Script Idea

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I always pitch script ideas to my friend Grant, and he always says “Who would want to watch that besides you?”

So I think I’ve finally come up with something that I’m sure would be a big box office success for me to write.

It’s going to be called Iron Man 2.

I figure that it’ll take place right after Iron Man, and I’m thinking of Robert Downey Jr. and Gwyneth Paltrow for the leads. You know something for everybody.

I’m hoping that I can get cast as someone who takes one of his sonic hand blasts and goes flying like 100 yards!

Who could turn down that pitch?

Jon Favrau - Call me!

No one promotes a movie like Jim Carrey

Not up to his Jim Morrison at the MTV Movie Awards - but nothing in history is.

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