Lance Briggs is not very smart.
The other night he totaled his brand new less than one month old $350,000 Lamborghini. He explains what happened next.
“When it happened, the first thing I did was I panicked,” Briggs said. “I didn’t want there to be a big scene there, so when I left I called a tow truck. I also was startled and called and reported my car stolen. Within 10 minutes, I called and took responsibility for what I did because it was ridiculous in the first place.”
Maybe he took responsibility because he realized that calling your car in stolen AFTER calling a tow trunk is not very smart. It’s akin to killing your wife, calling the morgue to pick up her body and then reporting her missing.
Crime could pay if you people would stop being so damn stupid.