“Stuff those people! There’s no way I’ll ever get involved with that son-of-a-doggn’ group. All they want is my money.”

This wasn’t just a hurried view. Elvis spent a lot of time studying various religions and theories of spiritualism in search for the answers to life’s bigger questions. Sadly, the only real solution he came up with for the world’s problems was Cadillacs.  

And you thought Priscilla’s biggest mistake was all that plastic surgery.