Larry David urinates on Jesus – the expected ensues


Anyone who reads me (does anyone read me?) knows that my biggest peeve is essentially “Don’t be offended unless someone is trying to offend you.”

Well – here’s the latest idiot looking for headlines. On this week’s Curb Your Enthusiasm, Larry David had a problem controlling his urine stream and accidentally splashed a picture of Jesus making it look like Jesus had cried.

“I don’t think it’s funny,” publisher Deal Hudson told “Why is it that people are allowed to publicly show that level of disrespect for Christian symbols? If the same thing was done to a symbol of any other religions—Jewish or Muslim—there’d be a huge outcry. It’s simply not a level playing field.”

Hopefully, Larry will just out and out urinate on a statue of Jesus in the season finale to actually give this man the real attention he seeks. This is a show where Larry hired a band to play Wagner on a fellow Jews lawn. It’s also a show where Larry mistakenly thought that he had been adopted and wasn’t Jewish. His response? He celebrated!

I want a job where I watch TV and report on it to easily offended people. “Boss! Boss! Bill Maher took the Lord’s name in vain 47 times this week.”

“Thank you, Brad. Have you watched all the porn I assigned to you?”

“Yes, but only ten minutes at a time and then I have to wait for an hour. It may take a while.”

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