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The Movie that Killed

Here’s when the internet becomes fun. I just heard Dave Attell on Howard Stern mention that John Wayne used to smoke 200 cigarettes a day. I could only find that he smoked five packs

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I hate Jim Gaffigan

I have absolutely nothing intellectual to say about Jim Gaffigan other than he annoys the hell out of me. I could listen to his numerous hit CD’s that for some reason people love and

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Political Correctness run rampant

AMC, despite decrying the fact that Blazing Saddles probably couldn’t be made today proceeds to censor the N word  from the movie and ruins its funniest scene, ignoring the fact that the movie is anti-racist and

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I’m Dave Davies’ Hero!

I emailed my essay The Revenge of Dave Davies to Dave on his web site and less than an hour later I got this awesome response. Thanks that’s really great/that makes my day. you

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An Apology to Hank Aaron

Due to faulty memory I have accused Hank Aaron of attaining his Home Run achievement through the use of witchcraft as depicted by his appearance on Bewitched. I have since realized that the ballplayer who

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