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Work Apocalypse: Is it Orwellian or Kafkaesque?

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I just found out that the firm I used to work for and thought treated me badly has only gotten much worse since I’ve been gone. This is hard to believe but I have it from good sources. They had an anonymous suggestion box being monitored by a security camera!

Who says Jim Morrison wasn’t a poet?

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You’re all a bunch of fucking slaves!

How long are you gonna let them push you around?

I tell you this, man, I tell you this I don’t know what’s gonna happen, man, but I wanna have my kicks before the whole shithouse goes up in flames.

Alright!

Being Poor: It’s like drinking beer forever for free!

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It’s bad enough that all of the wealth in the world is owned and controlled by like 10% of the population, but it’s downright annoying when the rich people try to whine and make you feel sorry for them.

Read the below screed that was written by an Economics Professor to whine about the burden of taxes on the rich. It sort of sounds convincing until you realize that they compare living below the poverty line with drinking beer for free forever.

The rich people should just be happy that the other 90% of the world is too busy hating each other because of their race, religion, or nationalities to realize that they should be getting together and taking away the wealth of all the people that are hogging up the world’s prescious resources.

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Michael DuHaime: I hear McDonald’s is hiring!

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Here’s what Wikipedia had to say about Rudy Giuliani’s incredibly incompetent campaign manager Michael DuHaime:

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George W. Bush’s Last State of the Union Speech

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He’s just walked out, which means I’m about to switch over to cable. I’m just going to assume that he walked out, said “I still  has another year to fuck up the entire world,” and then maniacally laughed. If anyone sees anything much different on CNN.com give me a call. Well, give me a call, but make sure you really ask yourself - was it that much different?

Did I ever mention how much I loved this website?

http://www.bushorchimp.com/